Hack and Slime

What could be scarier than a massive dungeon-tower infested with skulls, ogres, and dragons? That those same monsters ride the largest multinational in the world with it. You know; business is business.

Fight your way with fire and sword through more than 50 levels of pure action in a Hack and Slash as epic as it is hilarious: Skip all the sequences and dialogues, who cares? Farm dozens of hours until enemies are nothing more than punching bags, beat 200 hours of a no-budget indie game, and then cry on forums about how short it is.

Do you want me to convince you even a little more? No problem:

2D side-scrolling
Pixelart
Screen Shake?
Bloom and chromatic aberration
Coin attraction
Call him Roguelike on the internet
Absurdly over-power skills
Free underate us on Metacritic