Paddle Paddle Paddle
by Zoroarts · 25 Jul, 2025
69 downloads
About the Game
Paddle Paddle Paddle from Zoroarts is a deliberately maddening 1–2 player co-op physics platformer where you and a friend (or just yourself, alone with your regret) sit in a tiny boat and paddle through a long lava-strewn obstacle course. There's exactly one paddle each, the physics are intentionally janky, and the prize at the end of the journey is "legendary, mysterious, possibly pointless" — which is exactly the kind of comedy framing this kind of streaming-bait friendship-tester thrives on.
It earns the "Getting Over It with co-op" comparison most often — there's the same constant threat of falling and losing all your progress, the same way a single bad input destroys 10 minutes of careful work. Played with a friend, the laugh-and-rage moments come fast.
Released as OFME — co-op works between cracked clients via the Online-Fix relay, no Steam account required from either player. Build 21631785. 191 MB installed.
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Version Information
Steam Patch Notes
Official update history
Hope you enjoy the game ^^
-> Game switches now to 1280 x 720 on Steamdeck
-> Arrow Keys can be used to navigate through UI
-> Some Localization issues fixed
-> The Saves in your Save Selection are now sorted and the first Save is your most recently played Save
-> The currently selected skin is now highlighted in the Skin Selection
-> New Skin: The Diamond Pickaxe Paddle can now be selected in the Skin Selection
-> You can now rebind the Checkpoint Selection UI in the Settings
-> I will implement Twitch Integration in the first Content Update (coming late September / beginning of October) and I already built in a Rebind option for this feature too (you can just ignore it for now)
-> I switched the color for the Key Rebind Buttons in the Settings to make the stand out more
-> The Special DLC or Event Skins, that you dont need for the Skin Collector Achievement) now have a golden frame
I spent the last weeks to work on the new Gamemode, which will come into the game in the first Content Update, and Im really excited about your opinion and feedback ^^ Im still on vacation right now and Im a solodev so I need some time to deliver content but Im super excited and happy to continue to work on the game and add more Content and your ideas!
I wish you a great day!
Best regards,
Mateo
-> The Bug where the player paddles normally on the ice surface after getting over an edge is fixed now
-> The bug where Bouncepads dont work properly when the player is a bit too deep in the ground is fixed now
-> Many other small bugs are fixed
I wish you a great day!
Best regards,
Mateo (Zoroarts)
- The guest player now also correctly saves the skins collected in online mode
- With the controller, you can now rotate the camera using both joysticks
- The home menu has been adjusted and expanded
50,000 of you.
That number doesn’t even feel real to me. I started this whole thing with a silly idea about paddles, and now there are 50k of you smashing around the course.
To celebrate, I snuck a sports car skin into the game for you to find. It’s not some big flashy update, but it’s my way of saying thank you for being here and making this game so much bigger than I ever expected.
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I've also made a few changes and fixed some bugs:
With a button in the settings, you can now reset everything
The guest player now also correctly saves the skins collected in online mode
With the controller, you can now rotate the camera using both joysticks
The home menu has been adjusted and expanded
Meanwhile, I’ll be working on more content for Paddle Paddle Paddle to share with you soon!
Thank you for picking up a paddle and being part of this madness. 💙
– Mateo & Assemble Entertainment
Current Release
Build 22701311
Uploaded Jul 13, 2026
System Requirements
How to Install
Paddle Paddle Paddle.exe to play
Troubleshooting tips
• Run Redist/_CommonRedist installers if game won't start
• Add folder to Windows Defender exclusions
• Run as administrator
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273 MB
22701311
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