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Paddle Paddle Paddle

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<h2 class="bb_tag" ><strong>A brutally frustrating co-op boat adventure you <i>probably</i> won’t survive. But hey—at least you’ll look ridiculous trying.</strong></h2><p class="bb_paragraph" >Grab your paddles (and your patience) and set out on a stupidly long, lava-surrounded parkour adventure. In <i>Paddle Paddle Paddle</i>, you and/or a deeply regretting friend must paddle your way through swinging axes, weird wind, evil slopes, and that one jump you’ll miss at least 27 times in a row ... maybe more.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >At the end of the journey? A legendary, mysterious, possibly pointless prize awaits. Maybe. If you ever get there. Probably not. </p><p class="bb_paragraph" ><span class="bb_img_ctn"><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/c08f65a47f491cd2c7753e52ec6f3299.poster.avif?t=1760436333" width=616 height=160 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/c08f65a47f491cd2c7753e52ec6f3299.webm?t=1760436333" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/c08f65a47f491cd2c7753e52ec6f3299.mp4?t=1760436333" type="video/mp4"></video></span></p><h2 class="bb_tag" > <br><span class="bb_img_ctn"><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/dd9bbcc2e20419fd863e8ccfed18c98a.avif?t=1760436333" width=800 height=172 /></span></h2><p class="bb_paragraph" >This game will test your <strong>coordination</strong>, your <strong>sanity</strong>, and your <strong>friendships</strong>. You can either:</p><ul class="bb_ul"><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Play solo and control <i>both</i> paddles like some kind of multitasking god</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Or play in local/online co-op, where <i>each</i> of you controls a paddle. Coordination is key. So is not yelling. Too much.</p></li></ul><p class="bb_paragraph" ></p><h2 class="bb_tag" ><span class="bb_img_ctn"><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/aafe979914e4f08bdf368df92b700864.avif?t=1760436333" width=800 height=172 /></span></h2><ul class="bb_ul"><li><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Physics-based paddling</strong> like in real life (sort of. not really.)</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>High Frustration™ factor</strong> (rage-quitting is a feature, not a bug)</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Local &amp; Online Co-op</strong> — destroy friendships <i>from anywhere!</i></p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Speedrun Timer</strong> — for those who <i>hate</i> themselves</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>One giant handcrafted level</strong> with wacky biomes and checkpoint options (toggle them in Settings!)</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Input Rebinding</strong> — because your keyboard will suffer</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Settings with mercy</strong> — toggle checkpoints, fix controls, or just cry a little</p></li></ul><p class="bb_paragraph" ></p><p class="bb_paragraph" ><span class="bb_img_ctn"><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/b8864fc4e3c33a759ca0f5ed0e1399da.poster.avif?t=1760436333" width=616 height=160 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/b8864fc4e3c33a759ca0f5ed0e1399da.webm?t=1760436333" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/b8864fc4e3c33a759ca0f5ed0e1399da.mp4?t=1760436333" type="video/mp4"></video></span></p><p class="bb_paragraph" ></p><h2 class="bb_tag" ><span class="bb_img_ctn"><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/ee252496051099a022755ca8b377df19.avif?t=1760436333" width=800 height=172 /></span></h2><p class="bb_paragraph" >Hi! I’m Mateo — I’m 22 and I made this game entirely solo. The idea came to me in the shower (where all great ideas are born), and I decided to smash together physics-based paddling with a rage-inducing platformer. The whole project was a wild experiment made in under a month.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >I hope you have <i>some</i> fun with it... and just the right amount of screaming.</p>

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<h2 class="bb_tag" ><strong>A brutally frustrating co-op boat adventure you <i>probably</i> won’t survive. But hey—at least you’ll look ridiculous trying.</strong></h2><p class="bb_paragraph" >Grab your paddles (and your patience) and set out on a stupidly long, lava-surrounded parkour adventure. In <i>Paddle Paddle Paddle</i>, you and/or a deeply regretting friend must paddle your way through swinging axes, weird wind, evil slopes, and that one jump you’ll miss at least 27 times in a row ... maybe more.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >At the end of the journey? A legendary, mysterious, possibly pointless prize awaits. Maybe. If you ever get there. Probably not. </p><p class="bb_paragraph" ><span class="bb_img_ctn"><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/c08f65a47f491cd2c7753e52ec6f3299.poster.avif?t=1760436333" width=616 height=160 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/c08f65a47f491cd2c7753e52ec6f3299.webm?t=1760436333" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/c08f65a47f491cd2c7753e52ec6f3299.mp4?t=1760436333" type="video/mp4"></video></span></p><h2 class="bb_tag" > <br><span class="bb_img_ctn"><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/dd9bbcc2e20419fd863e8ccfed18c98a.avif?t=1760436333" width=800 height=172 /></span></h2><p class="bb_paragraph" >This game will test your <strong>coordination</strong>, your <strong>sanity</strong>, and your <strong>friendships</strong>. You can either:</p><ul class="bb_ul"><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Play solo and control <i>both</i> paddles like some kind of multitasking god</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Or play in local/online co-op, where <i>each</i> of you controls a paddle. Coordination is key. So is not yelling. Too much.</p></li></ul><p class="bb_paragraph" ></p><h2 class="bb_tag" ><span class="bb_img_ctn"><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/aafe979914e4f08bdf368df92b700864.avif?t=1760436333" width=800 height=172 /></span></h2><ul class="bb_ul"><li><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Physics-based paddling</strong> like in real life (sort of. not really.)</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>High Frustration™ factor</strong> (rage-quitting is a feature, not a bug)</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Local &amp; Online Co-op</strong> — destroy friendships <i>from anywhere!</i></p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Speedrun Timer</strong> — for those who <i>hate</i> themselves</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>One giant handcrafted level</strong> with wacky biomes and checkpoint options (toggle them in Settings!)</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Input Rebinding</strong> — because your keyboard will suffer</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Settings with mercy</strong> — toggle checkpoints, fix controls, or just cry a little</p></li></ul><p class="bb_paragraph" ></p><p class="bb_paragraph" ><span class="bb_img_ctn"><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/b8864fc4e3c33a759ca0f5ed0e1399da.poster.avif?t=1760436333" width=616 height=160 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/b8864fc4e3c33a759ca0f5ed0e1399da.webm?t=1760436333" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/b8864fc4e3c33a759ca0f5ed0e1399da.mp4?t=1760436333" type="video/mp4"></video></span></p><p class="bb_paragraph" ></p><h2 class="bb_tag" ><span class="bb_img_ctn"><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3570070/extras/ee252496051099a022755ca8b377df19.avif?t=1760436333" width=800 height=172 /></span></h2><p class="bb_paragraph" >Hi! I’m Mateo — I’m 22 and I made this game entirely solo. The idea came to me in the shower (where all great ideas are born), and I decided to smash together physics-based paddling with a rage-inducing platformer. The whole project was a wild experiment made in under a month.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >I hope you have <i>some</i> fun with it... and just the right amount of screaming.</p>

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Assemble Entertainment
Genre
Casual, Racing, Sports
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