About the Game
Kindergarten is an abstract puzzle adventure game. You play as a student in a school that’s a bit…off. The teacher is trying to get rid of her kids. the janitor is frequently seen cleaning up blood. The cafeteria is serving the same slop over and over again. Kids are walking around with strange devices planted on them after visiting the principal, and one of your fellow classmates has gone missing. It’s up to you to figure out what’s going on, because your life might depend on it.
You know...all the things you did while you were in Kindergarten.
Classic Kindergarten fun!
- Take part in show and tell!
- Play house with Cindy!
- Get beat up by the school bully!
- Talk to the weird kid!
- Destroy school property!
- Get poisoned!
- Solve a missing person's case!
You know...all the things you did while you were in Kindergarten.
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Version Information
Steam Patch Notes
Official update history
On the site: Build 10444156
Up to date
Let's see you break this one! The speed runners took about 1 minute to break the last version, but with their help I think we finally ironed out the overlap issue. Thanks to everyone who contributed.
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- Fixed dialogue overlapping and reverting to previous dialogue text while mashing through conversations with no dialogue options.
Things have been crazy with the Switch release, but I finally got some time to put out a small patch. It fixes a pretty common bug when mashing through dialogue. Thanks to the Kindergarten speed running community for helping me figure it out!
v2.04 Change Log
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v2.04 Change Log
- Fixed player being able to eat apples while Jerome walks to Teacher for hall pass distraction.
- Fixed overlapping dialogue occurring when a player mashes buttons too fast.
- Updated credits page to use Kindergarten assets instead of Kindergarten 2.
Next bunch of bug fixes coming in hot! Huge thanks to everyone who reported bugs!
v2.03 Change Log
Have a good day at school everyone!
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v2.03 Change Log
- Fixed exclamation point appearing during secret ending.
- Fixed money not showing the "$" symbol if system was set to a different language/region.
- Fixed walls in Nugget Cave to prevent going out of bounds.
- Fixed being able to leave the bathroom while hall monitor is walking away after giving him cigarettes.
- Fixed Janitor not appearing in cafeteria during Jerome mission after returning to cafeteria.
- Fixed Lily having wrong dialogue if you didn't take pills during her mission but failed to find the thing in the office.
Have a good day at school everyone!
Here's the next hotfix! Thanks to everyone who reached out and reported bugs. I'm squashing them as fast as I can. The major one here is fixing the sound settings. It should work as intended now. There are a few other minor fixes as well. More to come as needed! Have a good day at school everyone!
v2.02 Change Log
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v2.02 Change Log
- Fixed sound settings not working properly in game.
- Fixed Lunch Lady not giving slop during certain dialogue options when she should.
- Adjusted character movement to not move so fast diagonally.
- Fixed dialogue overlap during Jerome's mission when returning to classroom.
- Fixed layering on knife falling into hole.
Sorry about that! There's some growing pains involved with converting a game made 5 years ago by a total newb (myself) to accommodate cloud saves. The good news is, it should be working now. I'm still watching the forums and will have an additional patch tomorrow for some other known bugs as well as some Linux issues. Once again, sorry to anyone who had trouble and thanks again for your patience.
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- Cloud saves should work properly now.
- Erasing data works properly now.
- Options menu in game should not cause resolution and sound issues issues.
The Spanish version of Kindergarten is now fixed and ready to play! I apologize to anyone who was confused by the last translation and we're working to make sure that never happens again.
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After 4 months since it's initial discovery...I am happy to announce that the seemingly random conversation freezing bug has been fixed. You don't know how happy that makes me. I also fixed a couple of other little bugs along the way.
v1.4
-Fix dialogue freezing bug.
-Fix dialogue overlap in recess while completing Jerome's mission.
-Fix dialogue overlap when using last action in bathroom during morning time as janitor is walking back from toilets.
As usual post in the discussion board if there is anything wrong with the build and I'll fix it ASAP.
I'm going to be doing some fixes to the Spanish version next and then after that all my focus will be going to the Xbox One port for awhile.
I'll be making an announcement on the future of Kindergarten sometime in October. I'll let you guys know here when it's ready.
Until then...
Have a good day at school. :NuggetFace:
-Connor
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v1.4
-Fix dialogue freezing bug.
-Fix dialogue overlap in recess while completing Jerome's mission.
-Fix dialogue overlap when using last action in bathroom during morning time as janitor is walking back from toilets.
As usual post in the discussion board if there is anything wrong with the build and I'll fix it ASAP.
I'm going to be doing some fixes to the Spanish version next and then after that all my focus will be going to the Xbox One port for awhile.
I'll be making an announcement on the future of Kindergarten sometime in October. I'll let you guys know here when it's ready.
Until then...
Have a good day at school. :NuggetFace:
-Connor
Most of you won't even notice a difference. This update is directed at anyone who has been experiencing the "up and to the left" bug that causes the player to constantly be moving...up and to the left. I think I isolated and fixed the problem thanks to the help of some folks on our discussion forum. Here's hoping. Please let me know in the discussions if you are still experiencing the bug or if anything else has gone horribly wrong.
Other than that there's been some small spelling and grammar changes.
Have a nice day at school everyone.
-Connor
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Other than that there's been some small spelling and grammar changes.
Have a nice day at school everyone.
-Connor
I just put out a patch that fixes the way Nugget reacts when you fail his mission and you don't have the device. I also added the splash screen that I forgot to enable in 1.0. There's more updates coming soon!
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I skipped a few numbers on this one. That's because assuming this build is good, it's the one that is going to be on the full release with the exception of a few other situations being handled and other spelling and grammar fixes.
It would have been out sooner, but it kept deleting all save file data for everyone I tested it on. It should behave now.
Your Monstermon card total may be reported inaccurately the first time you load up from the new save file system, but it should reflect the proper total after you load the file once.
As always, let me know in the discussions or by email if there is anything game breaking or otherwise awful in this build and I'll patch it out ASAP.
v0.99
+Added title screen.
+Added save files.
-Deleting data does not erase hints or custom controls anymore.
-Fix Nugget talking at the wrong time during Monstermon complete deck show and tell.
-Nugget now responds to not getting all nuggets of friendship in most rooms.
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It would have been out sooner, but it kept deleting all save file data for everyone I tested it on. It should behave now.
Your Monstermon card total may be reported inaccurately the first time you load up from the new save file system, but it should reflect the proper total after you load the file once.
As always, let me know in the discussions or by email if there is anything game breaking or otherwise awful in this build and I'll patch it out ASAP.
v0.99
+Added title screen.
+Added save files.
-Deleting data does not erase hints or custom controls anymore.
-Fix Nugget talking at the wrong time during Monstermon complete deck show and tell.
-Nugget now responds to not getting all nuggets of friendship in most rooms.
Almost done. We should be good to launch Friday or Monday. The next update should be the last and will focus on cleaning up the last of the bugs as well as having proper reactions for failed missions.
This update includes some possible fixes for 2 bugs that have been around for awhile. The first is the freezing bug where the options vanish but the dialogue doesn't and leaves the player frozen until they restart. The second is the janitor searching the cafeteria even though you didn't unscrew the shelf. If either of these things still happens let me know and I'll go back to the drawing board on it.
0.95
-Possible fix to random dialogue freezing. If you still experience it, please let me know!
-Added show and tell for complete Monstermon collection.
-Possible fix for Janitor starting in cafeteria when player didn't unscrew shelf.
-Possible fix for one room loading on top of another if resetting room after using all apples.
-Fix not being able to unlock more than 5 Monstermon cards in one day.
-Fix Buggs not taking cigarettes in school yard.
-Fix some Lily dialogue not showing up in the principal's office.
-Fix Janitor skipping to vegan dialogue if you say "no thanks" after asking about biscuit balls.
-Fix being able to skip using an apple when talking to janitor in bathroom.
-Fix poison nugget not being used when giving Buggs the donut.
-Fix device not going off if you have an extra one while talking to Nugget during recess.
-Fix bell ringing during Janitor's dialogue after eliminating Monty using your last apple at lunch.
-Fixed Monstermon hint 26 and 27 to not say full release anymore.
-Spelling and grammar fixes
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This update includes some possible fixes for 2 bugs that have been around for awhile. The first is the freezing bug where the options vanish but the dialogue doesn't and leaves the player frozen until they restart. The second is the janitor searching the cafeteria even though you didn't unscrew the shelf. If either of these things still happens let me know and I'll go back to the drawing board on it.
0.95
-Possible fix to random dialogue freezing. If you still experience it, please let me know!
-Added show and tell for complete Monstermon collection.
-Possible fix for Janitor starting in cafeteria when player didn't unscrew shelf.
-Possible fix for one room loading on top of another if resetting room after using all apples.
-Fix not being able to unlock more than 5 Monstermon cards in one day.
-Fix Buggs not taking cigarettes in school yard.
-Fix some Lily dialogue not showing up in the principal's office.
-Fix Janitor skipping to vegan dialogue if you say "no thanks" after asking about biscuit balls.
-Fix being able to skip using an apple when talking to janitor in bathroom.
-Fix poison nugget not being used when giving Buggs the donut.
-Fix device not going off if you have an extra one while talking to Nugget during recess.
-Fix bell ringing during Janitor's dialogue after eliminating Monty using your last apple at lunch.
-Fixed Monstermon hint 26 and 27 to not say full release anymore.
-Spelling and grammar fixes
We're coming close to the finish line. Over the weekend I intend to wrap up a lot of the other bugs people have been having and finish some other features for the full release. We're on schedule to release the full version in 1 week!
0.93
-Fix Nugget mission locking up if you get the second nugget before talking to him.
-Fix being able to buy chocolate bar multiple times.
-Fix being able to walk around during dialogue after teacher stops Buggs from punching player.
-Fix Cindy speaking when Teacher should be during biscuit ball show and tell.
-Fix Teacher talking when Monty should be during chocolate bar show and tell.
-Player is no longer able to pause as they are about to be killed which caused a lingering death screen.
-Player is no longer able to pause when the lights go out in the final area.
-Fix for Monty intercepting the player at recess for Jerome's mission if he has already been eliminated.
-Fix game crash when reentering bathroom after giving hall monitor cigarettes.
-Fix dialogue sounds and money sounds playing when sound effects volume is turned off.
-Fix Buggs standing up after puking for real this time.
-Fix Buggs puking in cafeteria after he's already left.
-Fix Buggs appearing in cafeteria after he's already left for the hallway.
-Spelling and grammar fixes.
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0.93
-Fix Nugget mission locking up if you get the second nugget before talking to him.
-Fix being able to buy chocolate bar multiple times.
-Fix being able to walk around during dialogue after teacher stops Buggs from punching player.
-Fix Cindy speaking when Teacher should be during biscuit ball show and tell.
-Fix Teacher talking when Monty should be during chocolate bar show and tell.
-Player is no longer able to pause as they are about to be killed which caused a lingering death screen.
-Player is no longer able to pause when the lights go out in the final area.
-Fix for Monty intercepting the player at recess for Jerome's mission if he has already been eliminated.
-Fix game crash when reentering bathroom after giving hall monitor cigarettes.
-Fix dialogue sounds and money sounds playing when sound effects volume is turned off.
-Fix Buggs standing up after puking for real this time.
-Fix Buggs puking in cafeteria after he's already left.
-Fix Buggs appearing in cafeteria after he's already left for the hallway.
-Spelling and grammar fixes.
Current Release
10444156
Uploaded Jan 31, 2023
System Requirements
OS
N/A
CPU
1.6ghz
RAM
1 GB RAM
GPU
ATI Mobility Radeon 4200
How to Install
1
Download all files
2
Extract the .RAR file to a folder (use WinRAR or 7-Zip)
3
Run Kindergarten.exe to play
Troubleshooting tips
• Run Redist/_CommonRedist installers if game won't start
• Add folder to Windows Defender exclusions
• Run as administrator
Download
Direct link available
Size
39 MB
Build
10444156
Password: cracked-games.org or 123
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