About the Game
Live a week in the life of "The POSTAL Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?
Blast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dude's semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher.
Collect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
Key Features
- Aggressive vs. Passive: POSTAL 2 is only as violent as you are.
- One large non-linear world.
- Explore the world and accomplish your errands at your own pace.
- Interact with Non-Player Characters
- Survival Mode: If you choose to play as a pacifist, you will still have to deal with the NPC's who may also go POSTAL!
- Based on the Unreal Editor: Easy to use and very powerful, with many mods already available from the community.
Screenshots
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Version Information
Steam Patch Notes
Official update history
Always on the forefront of the cutting-edge technology & practices of more than a decade ago, us humble folk at Running With Scissors are always looking to improve even our oldest games to make them more accessible and more enjoyable for gamers across the world. Today we are proud to release the version 5022 Windows Update for POSTAL 2 on Steam which, among other changes, takes us two important steps forward in this never-ending journey:
That's right; if you, or anyone you know is a native Chinese speaker who has had trouble getting into POSTAL 2 because of the language barrier, then now's the time to jump right in! We have brought full Chinese localization to the game, translating both visual elements and spoken in-game audio. Paradise, AZ is breaking down all language barriers, and has never been more accessible, or multi-cultural than it is right now!
In addition to these full localizations, we are also introducing a subtitle system which transcribes the spoken in-game dialogue, during both gameplay and cutscenes, in a nice clean visual form (absolutely not lifted from any pre-existing games by other companies) so that you don't miss a single bit of the wacky humorous musings of the citizens of Paradise, AZ throughout your visit. So if you were someone who is hard of hearing, wants to play the game muted, or simply has trouble understanding the bizarre ancient dialect of these primitive southerners because of additional language barriers, then you may just find this new update a godsend. On the flip side, this definitely makes it more difficult to play the game with other people in the room, if you were hoping to hide the dialogue from them by wearing headphones. Though really, you probably shouldn't be playing the game with your grandma in the room anyway - you should be encouraging her to play it, instead. Subtitles are supported in English, Russian, Chinese and Polish languages.
We won't be stopping with this, either. We are already hard at work, creating new subtitle translations for the game, to make POSTAL 2 more and more accessible to folks around the world, because we want as many people to be able to go postal, from the safety and comfort of their desk chairs, as possible!
The full changelog for version 5022 is as follows:
The update is now available for all owners of POSTAL 2 on Steam (Windows only, for now), so get in there and give it a spin! And don't forget - if you have friends, family or loved ones of another category who don't own the game, then you shouldn't be selfish and keep all this fun to yourself. Do the right thing, and buy them a gift that they will thank you for, for years to come!
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- Full localization (including spoken audio) in Chinese
- A system which transcribes all in-game spoken dialogue into English, Russian, Chinese or Polish subtitles.
That's right; if you, or anyone you know is a native Chinese speaker who has had trouble getting into POSTAL 2 because of the language barrier, then now's the time to jump right in! We have brought full Chinese localization to the game, translating both visual elements and spoken in-game audio. Paradise, AZ is breaking down all language barriers, and has never been more accessible, or multi-cultural than it is right now!
In addition to these full localizations, we are also introducing a subtitle system which transcribes the spoken in-game dialogue, during both gameplay and cutscenes, in a nice clean visual form (absolutely not lifted from any pre-existing games by other companies) so that you don't miss a single bit of the wacky humorous musings of the citizens of Paradise, AZ throughout your visit. So if you were someone who is hard of hearing, wants to play the game muted, or simply has trouble understanding the bizarre ancient dialect of these primitive southerners because of additional language barriers, then you may just find this new update a godsend. On the flip side, this definitely makes it more difficult to play the game with other people in the room, if you were hoping to hide the dialogue from them by wearing headphones. Though really, you probably shouldn't be playing the game with your grandma in the room anyway - you should be encouraging her to play it, instead. Subtitles are supported in English, Russian, Chinese and Polish languages.
We won't be stopping with this, either. We are already hard at work, creating new subtitle translations for the game, to make POSTAL 2 more and more accessible to folks around the world, because we want as many people to be able to go postal, from the safety and comfort of their desk chairs, as possible!
The full changelog for version 5022 is as follows:
- Chinese localization added! To play the game in a different language, select one through Steam from the Languages tab in the game’s Properties.
- Subtitle system added! At the in-game Audio settings menu, check the “Enable subtitles” option to turn them on. This menu is also where you select your subtitle language and configure the text size.
- Fix for misaligned icons on the HUD.
- Fix for missing book texture in that beloved bookcase.
- Fix for NPCs sometimes not putting away their weapon when done with it.
- Fixed a bug where certain objects would disappear while in plain sight.
- Strict Speedrun Timer option implemented. For expert speedrunners, this option makes it so that the in-game timer is always counting, except during loading screens. Even reloading your game counts against you!
- In-game timer position adjusted to not be blocked by the Steam overlay.
- In-game timer no longer displays in places it shouldn’t.
- (POSTAL 2) Fix for missing rooms in the night versions of Greenbelt and Industrial Area.
- (POSTAL 2) The end of day cutscenes (Monday through Friday) can now be skipped.
- (POSTAL 2) The beginning of day cutscenes (Tuesday through Friday) can now be skipped.
- (POSTAL 2) Lowered volume of Uncle Dave bedroom music.
- (POSTAL 2) Fixed an issue where Uncle Dave would get “stuck” and refuse to accept the player’s gift.
- (POSTAL 2) Fixed a small audio issue in the ending cutscene.
- (POSTAL 2/A Week In Paradise) Fixed a bug where finishing a POSTAL 2 game would softlock a new POSTAL 2 or A Week In Paradise game.
- (Apocalypse Weekend) The intro and pigeon mission movies can be skipped.
- (POSTAL 2/Apocalypse Weekend/A Week In Paradise/Paradise Lost) Ending cutscenes and credits can be skipped after viewing them at least once.
- (POSTed) Implemented a fix for selecting actors in Windows 10.
- (POSTed) Implemented an event line view for actors. “Show Event Lines” to enable (E on keyboard).
- (POSTed) ACTION_StopMusic can now be used to stop all music in the level with the bStopAllMusic flag.
- (POSTed) Added a new property to SceneManager, bLetPlayerSkipIfSeen, which allows the player to skip the scene only if they’ve seen it at least once already. (Make sure to set bLetPlayerSkip to False for this to work correctly.)
The update is now available for all owners of POSTAL 2 on Steam (Windows only, for now), so get in there and give it a spin! And don't forget - if you have friends, family or loved ones of another category who don't own the game, then you shouldn't be selfish and keep all this fun to yourself. Do the right thing, and buy them a gift that they will thank you for, for years to come!
Happy Halloween!
Along with our annual Halloween event, we've updated both POSTAL 2 and Paradise Lost, bringing you some new features and bug fixes!
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Along with our annual Halloween event, we've updated both POSTAL 2 and Paradise Lost, bringing you some new features and bug fixes!
- The “How to Play” screen has been updated with the default gamepad controls.
- Fixed a problem with the “Restore Defaults” option in the Performance menu not setting the proper defaults.
- Removed the non-functional “Level of Detail” checkboxes in the Performance menu.
- Added new dialog for Vince Desi in both games (he is now fully voiced as a bystander)
- Added new dialog for black males in both games.
- Expanded dialog for gay males in both games.
- Fixed a problem with the Dude’s head rendering poorly at distance.
- (POSTAL 2) Fixed a gameplay problem where Uncle Dave could be killed by someone other than the player without completing the errand. As a result, a pacifist run is now possible in both POSTAL and Impossible difficulties.
- (POSTAL 2) Fixed a problem with the “Night Mode” holiday not working correctly on Mac and Linux platforms.
- (POSTAL 2) Fixed a problem with the achievement introduced in the June update; it can now be obtained by activating the related inventory item if it is not awarded automatically.
- (POSTAL 2) Fixed a problem where some bystanders were missing from the Lucky Ganesh upstairs during a certain scene.
- (Paradise Lost) Added Postal Dude commentary for the newspapers.
- (Paradise Lost) Fixed the placement of several unobtainable and “floating” pickups.
- (Paradise Lost) Animal Control Center - Improved visual quality of the monkeys.
- (Paradise Lost) Wipe House/Robotics Factory area - Fixed a problem where the player would sometimes take extra fall damage in this area.
- (Paradise Lost) Wipe House/Robotics Factory area - Removed a misleading “Locked” message on a certain door which led some players to believe the door could be unlocked.
- (Paradise Lost) Winter Wonderland interior - Fixed an exploit which would let players escape the Winter Wonderland interior and get into the unloaded exterior area.
Greetings, POSTAL fans! We have a small update for you today which fixes some issues with controller support in the Mac version of the game. The 360 Controller is now properly supported and the input is no longer "scrambled". If you previously used a 360 controller and had to re-bind the "scrambled" inputs, you should use Restore Defaults to restore the original bindings. Enjoy!
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Greetings, valued members of the POSTAL community! We are very happy to announce the long awaited Steamworks update for Mac are finally ready for you! This includes all previous updates, including Steam Workshop support, full controller support and more!
Also today marks the release of the Paradise Lost DLC for Mac. But fear not Windows and Linux users - you also get something to be excited about today!
With update 5020 we have included a much better inventory management solution. Pressing the Tab key will now bring up a convenient inventory menu, making selecting your desired Powerup a breeze in the heat of the moment!
We have also added the following improvements for all versions of the game:
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Also today marks the release of the Paradise Lost DLC for Mac. But fear not Windows and Linux users - you also get something to be excited about today!
With update 5020 we have included a much better inventory management solution. Pressing the Tab key will now bring up a convenient inventory menu, making selecting your desired Powerup a breeze in the heat of the moment!
We have also added the following improvements for all versions of the game:
- Updated the Linux and Mac builds to SDL2 for improved compatibility across the board, especially on multi-monitor setups.
- Fixed a bug causing the “GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM!” achievement to not unlock properly.
- Added a “Dual Wield Swap” option which reverses the Fire and Alt Fire buttons while the player is dual-wielding or if a particular weapon suggests a reversed fire mode.
- Many bug fixes and updates to several areas of Paradise Lost, POSTAL 2, and Apocalypse Weekend.
- Added a slider to the video configuration menu on Linux and Mac to select which display the game should run on.
- Addressed several glitches and errors with the video configuration menu.
- Fixed the “Restore Default” options in the configuration menu restoring the “wrong” defaults in certain cases.
- Fixed various issues causing the Weapon Selector to get stuck or glitched if the player goes into the menu while it’s active.
- Weapon Selector now times out in the auto-switch mode if the player does not dismiss it manually.
- The A and B buttons on the controller (or whatever is bound to Confirm and Back) are no longer locked out while the Weapon Selector is active.
- (Paradise Lost) Resolved a crash that commonly occurs when the player picks up the C4 in the Survivalist Compound.
- (Paradise Lost) Resolved a crash that could occur in the PU Games Center area when looking for the air conditioner parts.
- (Paradise Lost) Fixed a bug causing the player to have to repeat the entire Bandit Hideout map should the player forget to pick up the cure chemicals after the boss fight.
- (Paradise Lost) Fixed a map error in the Wipe House area where a player could get hurt by a cactus despite not standing anywhere near it.
- (Paradise Lost) Fixed a bug where the player could repeat the Tuesday Mike J cutscene at the Church later in the week.
- (Paradise Lost) Fixed a bug causing the player’s Level of Detail preference to not save properly.
- (Steam Workshop) The BurnVictimHeadSkin property in BasePeople.Head is now a Material instead of Texture.
See here -
http://steamcommunity.com/gid/103582791433714251/announcements/detail/144469005450920873
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http://steamcommunity.com/gid/103582791433714251/announcements/detail/144469005450920873
Happy Monday, POSTAL fans! Here's an update for POSTAL 2, Paradise Lost, and POSTed for you to enjoy.
The long-awaited Linux update for Paradise Lost is now live! If you already own Paradise Lost it will download automatically. If not, now is the time to get on board and see what you've been missing!
http://store.steampowered.com/app/360960/
In addition to Paradise Lost for Linux, the 5010 patch brings several performance and game improvements, including:
Mac users, your time to shine approaches! In addition to the long-awaited Mac port we have a few more tricks up our sleeve for our next patch. For details check out the public POSTAL 2 roadmap, here: http://steamcommunity.com/app/223470/discussions/0/537405286656709286/
Workshop Compatibility Notice
The UnrealScript updates in 5010 may break some mods. In particular, we experienced problems with the Eternal Apocalypse weapon pack (EAInventory) which we were unable to fix. Other mods may be affected but we have attempted to minimize the number of compatibility issues. If you encounter crashes while using your favorite Workshop mod, please let the creator know of the incompatibility so they can rebuild the UnrealScript and issue an update. Apologies if your mod was affected!
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The long-awaited Linux update for Paradise Lost is now live! If you already own Paradise Lost it will download automatically. If not, now is the time to get on board and see what you've been missing!
http://store.steampowered.com/app/360960/
In addition to Paradise Lost for Linux, the 5010 patch brings several performance and game improvements, including:
- Addressed the "Can't Load Entry" crash
- Major performance fixes and updates to most areas of Paradise Lost and many areas of POSTAL 2.
- Major performance improvements to fire effects. Gasoline, napalm, and fire in general should no longer bog down the frame rate as much.
- New AW-style bloody skins for most melee weapons
- Fixed the RAFIBOMB achievement in POSTAL 2 (again)
- Bug fixes and new features for the POSTed Development Kit
- And many more! Check out the full change log here.
Mac users, your time to shine approaches! In addition to the long-awaited Mac port we have a few more tricks up our sleeve for our next patch. For details check out the public POSTAL 2 roadmap, here: http://steamcommunity.com/app/223470/discussions/0/537405286656709286/
Workshop Compatibility Notice
The UnrealScript updates in 5010 may break some mods. In particular, we experienced problems with the Eternal Apocalypse weapon pack (EAInventory) which we were unable to fix. Other mods may be affected but we have attempted to minimize the number of compatibility issues. If you encounter crashes while using your favorite Workshop mod, please let the creator know of the incompatibility so they can rebuild the UnrealScript and issue an update. Apologies if your mod was affected!
Current Release
Not available
System Requirements
OS
N/A
CPU
Pentium 3 1133MHz or AMD Athlon 733MHz Processor
RAM
128 MB RAM
GPU
32MB GeForce 2 or Radeon Video Card
How to Install
1
Download all files
2
Extract the .RAR file to a folder (use WinRAR or 7-Zip)
3
Run Postal2.exe to play
Troubleshooting tips
• Run Redist/_CommonRedist installers if game won't start
• Add folder to Windows Defender exclusions
• Run as administrator
Download
Direct link available
Size
3.8 GB
Password: cracked-games.org or 123
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