Goat Simulator: Remastered
by Coffee Stain Studios · 7 Nov, 2024
30 downloads
About the Game
Goat Simulator Remastered is the latest in goat simulation technology. Your favorite chaotic sandbox is back and more beautiful than ever, with updated graphics, every DLC, and more bugs that you can shake a goat at. WASD to rewrite history.
Your goal? Chaos! Your muse? Pilgor the goat! If you’ve had your horns in the sand for the last 10 years, Goat Simulator is a game about causing as much destruction as you possibly can, as a goat. Headbutt, backflip and ragdoll your way around each level to earn points, and come up with creative ways to ruin an NPC's day.
Goat Simulator Remastered is the remaster no one asked for. It comes with everything you loved about the original game and more, with new and improved visuals, updated textures, shiny new lighting, and some brand-new foliage showing off the finest in advanced goat simulation technology. We've also completely reworked Mutators, allowing you to pick and choose whichever "goat" you desire from a handy in-game menu. You just have to catch them all first!
The remaster also includes every DLC from the PC version, and one of our favorites from the mobile version, including:
Goat City Bay
Goat MMO
Goat Z
PAYDAY
Waste Of Space
(Mobile) Buck to School
There are also less exciting new things, like general optimization and bug fixing - but we promise we mainly fixed the boring ones.
Key Features:
You can be a goat… again
No really, that’s still the main selling point
A brand spanking new mutator menu that lets you mix and match goats to your heart's content - if your contentment means abominations
As buggy as you remember - just because it's a remaster doesn’t mean we haven’t left in an unhealthy dose of physics-based bugs because why not?
All DLCs included - we could have sold them separately to you again, but if we’re honest this is already a cash-grab
New and improved graphics, lighting, VFX and animations - as well as revamped foliage for the prettiest leaves you’ll see in a Goat Sim game excluding Goat Simulator 3
Disclaimer:
Goat Simulator Remastered is a completely stupid game and has been a completely stupid game since we first invented goat simulation over 10 years ago. We’ve said it before, but you should absolutely be spending your money on something else, like a neat hat, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
Screenshots
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Version Information
Steam Patch Notes
Official update history
- General: Tweaked Pilgors movement animation
- UI: Controller Rumble now has an intensity slider instead of a toggle
Major
- General stability improvements
- Pay Day: fixed an issue where traffic lights, streetlamps and traffic signs were knocked over when starting the map
- Controls: the middle mouse button can now be used to map an action
Minor
- General: improved the blocks placed by the Builder Goat mutator so they now have a darker tone when placed under water
- General: increased the momentum of the hogtie when using the ability of the Hogtie Goat mutator
- Goat Z: fixed an issue where you couldn’t digest anything anymore when using the No Hunger mutator
- Mutators: fixed the parachute blocking the camera when using the Penguin Mutator
- Goat City Bay: fixed an issue where the Grappling Goat mutator could grapple to an invalid asset and get stuck as a result
- Mutators: fixed an issue so starting a time trial no longer removes the equipped mutator
- Goat City Bay: fixed a split screen issue where player two was the same colour as player one during time trials
- Waste of Space: fixed an issue where the alien wasn’t always visible from all camera angles
- Buck to School: fixed missing name for the disco ball
- Pay Day: fixed missing name for the rocket cars
Trivial
- Pay Day: the cubes in the bounce room are now bouncing as well
- Animation: fixed an issue where the Homo Simulatus looked like they were slightly turned to the left when running
GSR – Patch Notes – Hotfix Patch #1
Improvements:
· Movement QoL: shortened the time delay between cancelling the ragdoll state and being able to walk again
· Movement QoL: increased movement speed – especially diagonal movement and strafing – therefore bringing it closer to the original
· UI: added player confirmation dialogue when changing resolution via graphics menu on PC
· UI: enabled key hints for Mutator and Quest menus on the HUD by default and retroactively enabling it for every player (so you can disable it again in the settings)
Critical:
· General: fixed multiple crashes for all platforms
· General: fixed texture streaming issue, causing blurry textures for some PC players
· UI: fixed an unresponsive state upon repeatedly opening pause and mutator menu at the same time
· UI: fixed mini game key hints not being synchronized with the player HUD
· UI: added missing translations for mini game HUD
· Goatville: fixed indefinite ragdoll state after having been to space
· Waste of Space: fixed an unresponsive state when closing dialogue interactions
· Waste of Space: fixed performance problems when respawning after being in space
· Waste of Space: fixed performance problems after completing test chamber
· Goat Z: fixed the day counter being active and overlapping with the timer during a race
· PayDay: fixed the wrong and overlapping button hints for firing the cannons
· MMO: fixed unresponsive state when opening the inventory while in the quest menu
· Split screen: fixed brightness differences for players on some maps
· Split screen: fixed terrain flicker in some instances
· Performance: fixed random FPS drops while being in ragdoll state
Major:
· General: fixed broken camera handling when playing as Don Pastrami and going into water
· General: fixed broken animation of Valentino Salami after unmounting wrecking ball
· General: improved loading screen behaviour across the board
· UI: brought back the missing score numbers popping up for random chaos caused by Pilgor
· UI: added missing translations in “apply changes” window when changing graphic settings
· Goatville: fixed bad lightmap UVs on the school building
· Waste of Space: fixed wrong name for romanceable NPC “Maddy Delirious”
· Waste of Space: improved spaceship controllability at maximum speed
· Waste of Space: fixed Pilgor going off screen when triggering boost on hover bike with Valentino Salami mutator equipped
· Waste of Space: fixed multiple missing or offset walls and collisions in the wrong place
· Waste of Space: fixed broken HLODs
· Buck to School: fixed collision of window in the dean’s office
· Buck to School: fixed “hurdle run” event not being triggered during a session if player runs through start/finish in opposite direction
· PayDay: fixed the “default” button in the controls menu not working anymore after interacting with the Baaa machine
· PayDay: improved the behaviour of cars, so they don’t knock down street lamps, traffic lights and signs before the player comes around
· PayDay: added missing HLOD for casino
· MMO: fixed “Johnny wants a snack” quest being shown as complete before player brings a snack
· MMO: fixed Pilgor being changed to tank character upon traveling into the city walls
· Goat Z: fixed players not being teleported to main map after completing “Survive a Day” tutorial event
· Goat Z: fixed “quest completed” notification missing when completing quests during ongoing outbreak
· Goat Z: fixed the name of the plank, which caused two items to be impossible to craft
· Split screen: fixed overlapping scores during time trails
· Split screen: fixed the mouse cursor gone missing after initiating split screen on PC
· Split screen: fixed players not being able to separately toggle active quest tracking on HUD
Minor:
· General: fixed Pilgor sometimes tripping over licked objects
· General: fixed objects being pushed away too violently when player is recovering from ragdoll state
· General: fixed wrong position of Pilgor after performing tricks when using Homo Simulatus mutator
· General: fixed Angel Goat mutator being applied to Pilgor every time the player is inactive
· UI: improved UI and HUD layout for multiple screens
· Goatville: improved the low resolution texture of Earth when going into space
· Goatville & Goat City Bay: fixed ragdoll and flying counting towards wallrun challenge under certain circumstances
· Goat City Bay: fixed Pilgor getting wobbly legs when on top of carousel
· Goat City Bay: fixed hockey puck being yeeted away when respawning after scoring a goal
· Waste of Space: fixed the Goat Trophy at the museum still showing up even if already collected
· Waste of Space: fixed the giraffe hovering above the ground
· Waste of Space: fixed Pilgor getting wobbly legs on some slow elevators
· Waste of Space: fixed objective markers above NPCs during romance quest, so players can see more than only one at a time
· Waste of Space: fixed the broken teleporters after completing the test chamber
· Waste of Space: fixed a wrong key hint being displayed for “beam back to station” on PC
· Goat Z: fixed non-functioning starvation mechanic during “Survive a Day” tutorial event
· Goat Z: fixed straw bales being called “medium” (we think they are actually great)
· Goat Z: fixed helium gas cylinders being called “helium carts”
· Goat Z: fixed “Start a Zombie Outbreak” toast being shown when starting “After Outbreak”
· Goat Z: fixed “Crystal Breath” quest counting normal NPCs bring frozen instead of only zombies
· Goat Z: fixed crafting recipes not closing automatically when leaving the garage
· Goat Z: fixed multiple faulty or missing collisions
· Goat Z: fixed some Zombies interrupting their own voice overs over and over and over and over again
· PayDay: fixed NPCs being spawned high above the ground in some instances
· MMO: fixed Pilgor getting wobbly legs on the Goatwind elevator
Trivial:
· Goat City Bay: fixed a flickering ground texture in front of the rollercoaster
· Waste of Space: fixed a senselessly rotating cow when recovering from ragdoll state in the test chamber
· Goat Z: fixed too many gravestones being called “secretive gravestone”, although there is only one and that one is secret
· PayDay: fixed a broken walking animation of the police NPCs (Fix the police!)
Current Release
v1.38.14026
Uploaded Oct 25, 2025
Update Required for Latest Version
The base game download is an older build.
To get the latest version, download both the Base Game + Update patch.
Goat Simulator Remastered update 1.38.14026.rar
1.9 GB
Additional Files
Update Patches
1 file · Only if your local version is older
System Requirements
How to Install
setup.exe
Troubleshooting tips
• Run Redist/_CommonRedist installers if game won't start
• Add folder to Windows Defender exclusions
• Run as administrator
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