KeyWe
by Stonewheat & Sons · 31 Aug, 2021
33 downloads
Multiplayer · Cracked Only
Cracked Co-op Only
Online works only between cracked copies — you can't join official servers or players who bought the game.
ProtonDB: Platinum
About the Game

KeyWe is a cute, co-operative postal puzzler starring Jeff and Debra, two small kiwi birds working in a whimsical post office. With no hands to help them, they must jump, flap, peck and butt-slam their way across an interactive landscape of levers, bells and buttons to get those messages delivered on time.
Encounter perilous postal environments and navigate seasonal hazards while waddling through the Telepost’s various mail rooms, and partner up with a pal to help these adorable kiwis complete their tasks, whatever the weather. Unlock new accessories to customise your kiwi and become the best-dressed mail bird in Bungalow Basin.
Take on the role of a postal-working kiwi bird and partner up with a friend to type out telegrams, send urgent messages, ship packages and keep the mail flowing.
Buddy up on the couch or flock online.
Control both kiwi birds on a single controller to venture out on a solo mail service adventure.
Navigate post office desks and shipping rooms to become a master of the mail service.
Encounter hazards caused by wintery weather, autumnal thunderstorms and more on the way to becoming postal pros.
Change the color of your kiwi’s feathers and unlock new accessories – because kiwi birds look cute in little hats!
Screenshots
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Version Information
Steam Patch Notes
Official update history
On the site: Build 21489958
Up to date
We have made a couple of enhancements to KeyWe.
- More messaging has been added around online connection issues.
- Fixed issue where players in the central US region weren't able to connect to one another (this also
affected players in Mexico City)
Appreciate your continued support fellow Teleposters! - KeyWe Team
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- More messaging has been added around online connection issues.
- Fixed issue where players in the central US region weren't able to connect to one another (this also
affected players in Mexico City)
Appreciate your continued support fellow Teleposters! - KeyWe Team
A small update fixing a blocker to Level 2 of Summer.
Happy Posting! Enjoy!
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Happy Posting! Enjoy!
New Stuff
- Introducing Challenges! Some levels now have optional Challenges on top of their usual objectives. The first time you complete a level while also meeting its Challenge objective, you’ll get a Challenge Coin. You can spend Challenge Coins for special new stuff in the Wardrobe. Good luck!
- With Hollyjostle in full swing, we’ve added a flurry of festive customizations to the Wardrobe, including Reindeer Antlers, Walrus Tusks, and fuzzy Winter Boots! Some of these are purchasable with the new Challenge Coins, while you can get others with regular ol’ Stamps.
Bug Fixes
- General: fixed an issue with restarting matches.
- Stationery Wickertide: fixed an issue where visuals/sound effects weren’t playing after falling into ghostly mist (online).
- Stationery Blizzard: fixed an error that could have cascading effects and lead to desyncs (online).
- UI: fixed an issue with 3D button text coloring.
- Wardrobe: removed redundant notifications for items you already own. Get ’em outta here.
Updates
- New dual wield control scheme on Keyboard
- Backup saves: files to help you recover your progress if your profile is deleted
- Shipping Wickertide: re-assigning some audio for mementos
- New music track!
- Collectibles: new hint for the Meteor
- Dropoff Wickertide: new puzzles and balance tweaks
- Added redundant inputs for single player/full keyboard control schemes to support 60% keyboards
Bugs
- Profile Select menu: fix for issue where profiles were being deleted
- Telepost Tournament - Lake Bessy: fix for bug where players got soft locked if not holding metal detectors when the Metal Detector event ends
- Stationery Blizzard: fix for the climbing rope doing weird stuff
- Stationery Blizzard: fix for iceblocks remaining on screen after tutorial ends
- Typing Hollyjostle: fix for desync issues (online)
- Finale: attempting to fix some issues w/ the cart (online)
- Finale: fixing shadows cast on effects
- Wardrobe: fixing issue with reveal sequence
- Controls: attempted fix for players using two Steam Shield controllers
- Blizzard cinematic: fixing weathervane cuppies
- Kiwis: fixing feet/beak materials being too bright
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- New dual wield control scheme on Keyboard
- Backup saves: files to help you recover your progress if your profile is deleted
- Shipping Wickertide: re-assigning some audio for mementos
- New music track!
- Collectibles: new hint for the Meteor
- Dropoff Wickertide: new puzzles and balance tweaks
- Added redundant inputs for single player/full keyboard control schemes to support 60% keyboards
Bugs
- Profile Select menu: fix for issue where profiles were being deleted
- Telepost Tournament - Lake Bessy: fix for bug where players got soft locked if not holding metal detectors when the Metal Detector event ends
- Stationery Blizzard: fix for the climbing rope doing weird stuff
- Stationery Blizzard: fix for iceblocks remaining on screen after tutorial ends
- Typing Hollyjostle: fix for desync issues (online)
- Finale: attempting to fix some issues w/ the cart (online)
- Finale: fixing shadows cast on effects
- Wardrobe: fixing issue with reveal sequence
- Controls: attempted fix for players using two Steam Shield controllers
- Blizzard cinematic: fixing weathervane cuppies
- Kiwis: fixing feet/beak materials being too bright
Hey there Teleposters, we hope you’re having a great time tackling the Telepost so far. We wanted to say a BIG thank you for all of your support over on the official KeyWe Twitter and Discord channels – we love seeing your wardrobe choices and hearing about your favourite characters and levels.
Whilst kiwis are omnivores and their diet primarily consists of insects, they can’t be expected to run the Telepost and take care of any bugs they spot along the way. Don’t worry, though, that’s where your handy KeyWe development team comes in! Read on for the latest KeyWe patch notes…
You reported some synchronisation issues with the Telegraph Desk levels. We’ve submitted some safety nets to try and catch these issues!
We’ve implemented a fix so that the post toaster is a little more forgiving in terms of timing – there’s no such thing as perfect timing, after all! We also fixed an issue with the buckles on the Cassowary bags in the winter levels – we guess the cold weather was making them difficult to fasten!
After completing a goal with the "overcharged" mechanic (where your kiwis glow blue and red), the game would not let you progress. We’re pleased to report that this bug has well and truly been zapped!
Some of our winter weather mechanics (namely the ice blocks and conveyor belts) weren’t functioning properly in online games. We’ve since fixed this frosty little bug AND we’ve increased the lantern radius to make melting the ice a little bit easier, but we are aware of some other issues with this level that we'll be looking to patch at a later date. If you encounter any problems in the meantime, the best course of action is to return to the main menu and relaunch the level from the calendar.
We’ve patched in a fix for a known issue where your kiwis can get stuck falling forever (spooky!), but please let us know if you’re still encountering this issue.
This level wasn’t displaying messages properly when the timer was turned off. This has been repaired, and you can now take this level at your own pace again.
Those pesky mailflies were blocking the crane controls and giving the kiwis a real hard time! We’ve given them a stern talking to, so this shouldn’t be an issue anymore.
We know this skin was displaying some rather funky colours. While cool to look at, this has been restored to its former glory.
We’ve fixed this collectible puzzle.
A new feature has been added that allows players to assign controllers and choose their keyboard layout!
We hope these fixes make your KeyWe experience even more enjoyable! If you encounter anything in KeyWe that you think we need to be aware of, please feel free to email [email protected].
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Whilst kiwis are omnivores and their diet primarily consists of insects, they can’t be expected to run the Telepost and take care of any bugs they spot along the way. Don’t worry, though, that’s where your handy KeyWe development team comes in! Read on for the latest KeyWe patch notes…
Level Fixes
Telegraph Desk Levels
You reported some synchronisation issues with the Telegraph Desk levels. We’ve submitted some safety nets to try and catch these issues!
Transcription Room Levels
We’ve implemented a fix so that the post toaster is a little more forgiving in terms of timing – there’s no such thing as perfect timing, after all! We also fixed an issue with the buckles on the Cassowary bags in the winter levels – we guess the cold weather was making them difficult to fasten!
Electrical Interference
After completing a goal with the "overcharged" mechanic (where your kiwis glow blue and red), the game would not let you progress. We’re pleased to report that this bug has well and truly been zapped!
Bitter Cold
Some of our winter weather mechanics (namely the ice blocks and conveyor belts) weren’t functioning properly in online games. We’ve since fixed this frosty little bug AND we’ve increased the lantern radius to make melting the ice a little bit easier, but we are aware of some other issues with this level that we'll be looking to patch at a later date. If you encounter any problems in the meantime, the best course of action is to return to the main menu and relaunch the level from the calendar.
Lunch Break
We’ve patched in a fix for a known issue where your kiwis can get stuck falling forever (spooky!), but please let us know if you’re still encountering this issue.
An Approaching Storm
This level wasn’t displaying messages properly when the timer was turned off. This has been repaired, and you can now take this level at your own pace again.
Postal Pest Problems
Those pesky mailflies were blocking the crane controls and giving the kiwis a real hard time! We’ve given them a stern talking to, so this shouldn’t be an issue anymore.
Wearables & Collectibles
Lilac Breasted Roller Skin
We know this skin was displaying some rather funky colours. While cool to look at, this has been restored to its former glory.
Z39 Soaring Auk
We’ve fixed this collectible puzzle.
Controller Assignment Functionality
A new feature has been added that allows players to assign controllers and choose their keyboard layout!
- Players can now choose who uses what controller.
- Players can choose if player 2 uses the numpad or other keys on the keyboard (if you don’t have a numpad).
- If you’re using a single controller, the other player can now use the full keyboard layout.
Localisation
- We put in a fix for an issue where players in Turkey couldn’t play online and have tested this as best as we can without flying to Turkey and testing there!
- There was also an issue where players who had Windows set to Turkish weren’t able to see certain text characters in the game. This has been repaired!
- Russian text no longer clips through the ramps in Dropoff Depot levels.
- Fixed broken Spanish messages in Transcription Room levels.
- Fixed broken Italian messages in Transcription Room levels.
- Fixed issues where certain words wouldn’t appear in the winter Telegraph Desk levels when playing in non-English languages.
Other Fixes
- Improved collision across multiple levels.
- Fixed issue with swapping kiwi customizations when playing online.
- Fixed issue in the Wardrobe with kiwi customizations being swapped after new item reveal.
- Fixed issue where personal best times show up in match results after failing a level.
- Put in catch-all to unlock progress wearables and award achievements that were earned on Demo accounts.
- Fixed Summer Postmaster and Fall Postmaster achievements.
We hope these fixes make your KeyWe experience even more enjoyable! If you encounter anything in KeyWe that you think we need to be aware of, please feel free to email [email protected].
Current Release
Build 21489958
Uploaded Jul 12, 2026
System Requirements
OS
WIN7-64 bit
CPU
Intel i3-2100 / AMD A8-5600k
RAM
4 GB RAM
GPU
GeForce GTX 630 / Radeon HD 6570
How to Install
1
Download all files
2
Extract the .ZIP file to a folder (use WinRAR or 7-Zip)
3
Run KeyWe.exe to play
Troubleshooting tips
• Run Redist/_CommonRedist installers if game won't start
• Add folder to Windows Defender exclusions
• Run as administrator
Download
Direct link available
Archive password
Needed when extracting (WinRAR / 7-Zip) — not a site login.
CRC32
15CB4AC4
SHA-256
d89c5caa2ec6b10d4bf46181c9bc234b02558e53d59740317109a70f68ecd2a6
How: Right-click the downloaded file → 7-Zip / WinRAR → CRC SHA → compare with the values above.
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