Happy's Humble Burger Cult
by Scythe Dev Team · 16 Jul, 2026
6 downloads
About the Game
COOK, SERVE, HIT YOUR QUOTA
You and your crew are hired to participate in an experiment run by the Paragon Corporation. It sounds like a standard fast-food gig: grill burgers, fry sides, pour drinks, work the register, hit your quota, and keep the customers happy.
ESCAPE THE NIGHTMARE
Every shift is a ticking clock – the kitchen always wins eventually. Once the simulation collapses, Asset Joy breaks containment and begins her hunt. The iconic mascot is back for blood – and you have only one chance to escape!
THE WALLS ARE LISTENING
The game reacts to what you say on the mic. Speak the wrong word, and Asset Joy will hear you. Speak the right incantation, and the kitchen warps. Learn how to use incantations to your advantage, and what to never say aloud if you don’t want to anger the beast.
EVERY SHIFT IS UNIQUELY UNHINGED
35+ modifiers ensure each run goes off the rails in a unique way. Rush Hour brings additional customers for a more profitable yet more chaotic shift. Profanity Policy punishes the team every time someone swears on the mic. Midmaxxing messes up the appliances' cooking temperatures.
EXTRACT YOUR HARD-EARNED CASH
Escape alive, and your earnings come with you. Spend them on boosters, sacrifice them to the ascension ritual to move the story forward, or gamble them on harder contracts for bigger payouts.
HAPPY’S HUMBLE SAGA CONTINUES
Happy's Humble Burger Cult (formerly Burgatory) is the next chapter in the Scythe Studios Universe, and a direct successor to Happy's Humble Burger Farm – peeling back another layer of the Paragon Corporation's reality-warping simulation program. Ready to go down the rabbit hole again?
Features
Chaotic first-person cooking horror for up to 4 players
Cook fast food meals and serve them to customers
Prepare and pack burgers, fries, drinks, and desserts
Close up shop and escape when the monster goes on a hunt
Work together to hit your quota and survive
6 restaurants with a variety of menu items
35+ gameplay modifiers
Lobby area with mini-games and social space
A new chapter in the Happy’s Humble saga
Screenshots
14 images
Version Information
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Build 24268681
Uploaded Jul 23, 2026
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System Requirements
How to Install
Happy's Humble Burger Cult.exe to play
Troubleshooting tips
• Run Redist/_CommonRedist installers if game won't start
• Add folder to Windows Defender exclusions
• Run as administrator
Download
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8.3 GB
24268681
D7277C60
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