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LORT

by Big Distraction · 21 Jan, 2026

196 downloads

Multiplayer · Cracked Only Cracked Co-op Only Online works only between cracked copies — you can't join official servers or players who bought the game. Update Available ProtonDB: Platinum
2.1 GB
6 months ago
4 months ago
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About the Game

LORT is a 1–8 player co-op action roguelite. Team up with your friends to battle, loot, and stack ridiculous powerups across a cursed fantasy world. Fight toward escape, revive your homies, and get absolutely chadded as you evolve from goblin tickler to god slapper.

Bring your homies (or bravely solo it) for chaotic, over the top co-op madness. Combo your attacks, cover each other's backs, and rally your friends by blowing the tooter as the chaos scales from "this seems fine" to "oh no."

Swords, wands, bows, or the age-old gun— it’s all up to you. Freely swap your weapons, discover explosive combos, and pick your favorite way to slap goblins into next week.

A powerup in your hand is worth two in a chest. Get to mixing, matching, and stacking to outhit and outlast your enemies with powerups like: 

  • Nah’s Barrier

  • Boomer’s Blessing

  • Trophy of Swole

  • Cool Comfy Shorts

  • And over 100 more!

Massive, weird, and ready to ruin your run - these bosses hit hard, play dirty, and laugh at your cute little powerups. Learn the dance, punish their weakness, and slap back harder.

This isn’t just any run - it's THE run. Achieve peak powerup perfection, become absurdly overpowered, and turn the tables on this cursed world. Goblins will tell horror stories about you.

Pick your ingredients. Choose your quests. Build the run you want. Choices you make stir the pot, determining which bizarre enemies, cursed locations, and giant, weirdo bosses show up to ruin your day. Cook up chaos, or play it smart... just don’t under season it.

Thanks for sticking around. No loot here, just raw appreciation. You read the whole thing. That’s rare. You might actually be... the chosen one.

Screenshots

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Version Information

Update Required

Latest on Steam

SteamDB

Build 24779587

Released Aug 17, 2026

Current Release

Build 22589993

Uploaded Apr 14, 2026

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System Requirements

OS Windows 10
CPU Intel i5-9400F / Ryzen 5 4600
RAM 8 GB RAM
GPU NVIDIA GTX 1060 / AMD RX 580

How to Install

1
Download all files
2
Extract the .RAR file to a folder (use WinRAR or 7-Zip)
3
Run LortGame.exe to play
Troubleshooting tips

• Run Redist/_CommonRedist installers if game won't start

• Add folder to Windows Defender exclusions

• Run as administrator

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Archive password

Needed when extracting (WinRAR / 7-Zip) — not a site login.

CRC32 D6D35A6F
SHA-256 495873d0250cf49e65e455233bba648e9725638935a3f8ed7f3f59fdf17c8297
How: Right-click the downloaded file → 7-Zip / WinRAR → CRC SHA → compare with the values above.

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