LORT
by Big Distraction · 21 Jan, 2026
196 downloads
About the Game
LORT is a 1–8 player co-op action roguelite. Team up with your friends to battle, loot, and stack ridiculous powerups across a cursed fantasy world. Fight toward escape, revive your homies, and get absolutely chadded as you evolve from goblin tickler to god slapper.

Bring your homies (or bravely solo it) for chaotic, over the top co-op madness. Combo your attacks, cover each other's backs, and rally your friends by blowing the tooter as the chaos scales from "this seems fine" to "oh no."

Swords, wands, bows, or the age-old gun— it’s all up to you. Freely swap your weapons, discover explosive combos, and pick your favorite way to slap goblins into next week.

A powerup in your hand is worth two in a chest. Get to mixing, matching, and stacking to outhit and outlast your enemies with powerups like:
Nah’s Barrier
Boomer’s Blessing
Trophy of Swole
Cool Comfy Shorts
And over 100 more!

Massive, weird, and ready to ruin your run - these bosses hit hard, play dirty, and laugh at your cute little powerups. Learn the dance, punish their weakness, and slap back harder.

This isn’t just any run - it's THE run. Achieve peak powerup perfection, become absurdly overpowered, and turn the tables on this cursed world. Goblins will tell horror stories about you.

Pick your ingredients. Choose your quests. Build the run you want. Choices you make stir the pot, determining which bizarre enemies, cursed locations, and giant, weirdo bosses show up to ruin your day. Cook up chaos, or play it smart... just don’t under season it.

Thanks for sticking around. No loot here, just raw appreciation. You read the whole thing. That’s rare. You might actually be... the chosen one.
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Steam Patch Notes
Official update history
LORTers,
We just released a small update to fix some localized text. If you get a version mismatch when playing with others, please make sure to update your game to latest. You can force a Steam update by going to LORT in your library -> Properties -> Installed Files -> Verify integrity of Game Files.
We are continuing to read all your responses to the 💥Shots and Prayers🙏 Update and are starting work on the next update.
LORT on!
LORTers,
Your response to the 💥Shots and Prayers🙏 Update has been very encouraging. Thanks for all the kind words for the team. We've found a few issues and adjustments we want to make quickly after Tuesday's update.
Here are the things we are updating in this small patch:
Adjusted enemy spawns for Sportsball and Deadline Demon.
We've seen feedback that these Quests are too slow at the beginning. We've adjusted them so they are more interesting to play at the start of these Quests.
Fixed Ronin Around and Big Sword Energy challenges incorrectly granting the LORTgrinder: Croak Steam achievement.
These challenges previously were unlocking their correct in-game rewards and will now grant the correct corresponding achievement. Any players who have already completed the in-game challenges should be auto granted the correct Steam achievements on launch.
Fixed Rune Juice Guy shop window going wider and shrinking as you scroll.
Fixed HUD icon for balls having a pixelated border.
Fixed floating dev text showing up sometimes over the river in Funkwood Hollow.
Fixed the pistol having a weird hand position while sprinting.
Fixed black patches appearing on some stone structures.
We have heard feedback of players wanting more ways to spend their Rune Juice. We are aware and know we did not get to this for the Shots and Prayers Update. We will work on providing more uses for Rune Juice in future updates.
Keep crushing them Goblins.
LORTers,
Thanks for everyone who has already jumped into the v0.7 update and reported bugs for us to fix. This is a small update to fix issues we have found since yesterday.
Special shoutout to TyDragon on Discord.gg/LORT and TheDemi420 + Whymsical on Steam Discussions for reporting these issues.
Fixed camp Attribute shards sometimes having very delayed spawning under poor network conditions with high player counts.
Fixed the Chapel of the Broken Oath snapping poorly into the terrain making the doorway unusable.
A LORT a day keeps the Doctor away.
LORTers,
Thank you to all that have joined us so far for The Stabbening. We have a small update to fix a few issues.
Fix for perma slow bug happening during healing flask usage.
Thank you to "D" on Discord for sending in the video footage that helped us find and resolve this issue. You too can help make LORT better by submitting videos of issues to discord.gg/lort.
Fix for key binding changes not saving.
Fix for pistol audio not working after multiple shots in a row.
Fix for multiple gameplay crashes.
Added an extra WARNING message when resetting profiles to make it extra clear you are resetting your progress for Unlocks, Rune Juice, etc.
Do you believe in LORT after LORT?
LORTers,
Smaller update for you today to address some issue's we've had with progression loss. Details below.
v0.5.3
Improved the reliability of our account progression saving system to prevent losing all unlock progress under rare circumstances
Known Issue
There is a known issue that Alt + F4 can cause mid-session runs and account progression to not save. Please, only shut down the game by hitting Exit to Desktop from the Esc or Main Menu. We're working on a fix for this in a future update.
It is an honor to bring you more LORT. We'll keep doing it.
Live LORT and Prosper!
LORTers,
The way you've been slaying Goblins has impressed us. We found a few small issues that we are releasing a update for. If you are having trouble connecting in multiplayer, make sure everyone has updated their game to the latest version v0.5.1.
Fixed an issue with controller input icons not appearing on HUD when using a controller on PC or playing on Steam Deck.
Changed in-game text when starting a run to say "New Run" instead of "New Save/ New File" to avoid confusion.
LORT free or die LORT!
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Uploaded Apr 14, 2026
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LortGame.exe to play
Troubleshooting tips
• Run Redist/_CommonRedist installers if game won't start
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