About the Game
Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a cryptic, brain-racking button-pushing simulation.
Covering for a colleague who is taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious panel which only component is a red button. And since you’ve clearly been instructed not to touch anything, the only thing you want to do now is push that damn button.
Push it and expect to be held liable for any unintended aftermath. And there will be many.
FEATURES
- 25 devious enigmas
- Singular pixel art
- Atmospheric chiptune soundtrack
- Steam Cards
- Achievements
Screenshots
5 images
Version Information
Steam Patch Notes
Official update history
On the site: Build 24615369
Up to date
Today we've released a small bug fix update based on issues reported to us via the forums and customer support.
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- F7 key no longer deletes your achievements (This was accidentally left in for QA. Sorry!)
- When waiting for your friend to come back - the dialog no longer breaks if you leave the active window
- FXP menu removed from menu options - This mysterious button ran over some menu options in certain language choices.
Another day, another quick fix! This update is for Windows, Mac, and Linux.
Thank you to MoolyChaos and Marceline for finding this one.
- Fixed: Rare race condition where the Blood timer disappears after beating the Alien mini game
Thanks,
ForwardXP
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Thank you to MoolyChaos and Marceline for finding this one.
- Fixed: Rare race condition where the Blood timer disappears after beating the Alien mini game
Thanks,
ForwardXP
Hey Friends!
We’re happy that so many of you came to hang out with us at the office, and none of you messed with our machines (right?).
A round of fixes for Windows and Mac (Thank you all who reported bugs, and feature suggestions).
As well as an update for the Linux build that brings it up to date with all other versions.
Changes :
Thanks again to you all, and our friends at Four Quarters (Have you played Loop Hero?)
-ForwardXP
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We’re happy that so many of you came to hang out with us at the office, and none of you messed with our machines (right?).
A round of fixes for Windows and Mac (Thank you all who reported bugs, and feature suggestions).
As well as an update for the Linux build that brings it up to date with all other versions.
Changes :
- Asynchronous achievements - now pop when you get them
- Changed the way things save slightly (switch related)
- Fixed a bug related to the save changes
- Properly recording button presses to save
- Perfectionist achievement fixed
Thanks again to you all, and our friends at Four Quarters (Have you played Loop Hero?)
-ForwardXP
http://i.imgur.com/8AiY27x.png
3 new enigmas/endings are now available on Please, Don't Touch Anything.
Are they going to blow that mind of yours? Yes, they are.
Do you have to pay to get them? No, you don't.
3 new achievements have also been added with this update and the soundtrack DLC has once again been updated with the new musics.
Please, Don't Touch Anything now features a grand total of 25 enigmas (compared to 16 when the game was first released in March). We hope you'll enjoy this new content.
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3 new enigmas/endings are now available on Please, Don't Touch Anything.
Are they going to blow that mind of yours? Yes, they are.
Do you have to pay to get them? No, you don't.
3 new achievements have also been added with this update and the soundtrack DLC has once again been updated with the new musics.
Please, Don't Touch Anything now features a grand total of 25 enigmas (compared to 16 when the game was first released in March). We hope you'll enjoy this new content.
http://i.imgur.com/DVnqS4K.png
Screwdriver? Check.
Hammer? Check.
All set for some more wicked enigmas.
Please note that some of the new endings are somehow connected to the "old" ones. You might find it useful to delete your save and start the game over.
The soundtrack DLC has been updated and now includes the musics from the new endings.
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Screwdriver? Check.
Hammer? Check.
All set for some more wicked enigmas.
Please note that some of the new endings are somehow connected to the "old" ones. You might find it useful to delete your save and start the game over.
The soundtrack DLC has been updated and now includes the musics from the new endings.
Current Release
Build 24615369
Uploaded Oct 24, 2026
System Requirements
OS
N/A
CPU
Any processor with at least 1.0GHz
RAM
512 MB RAM
GPU
Any card with at least 128MB
How to Install
1
Download all files
2
Extract the .ZIP file to a folder (use WinRAR or 7-Zip)
3
Run DontTouchAnything.exe to play
Troubleshooting tips
• Run Redist/_CommonRedist installers if game won't start
• Add folder to Windows Defender exclusions
• Run as administrator
Download
Direct link available
Archive password
Needed when extracting (WinRAR / 7-Zip) — not a site login.
CRC32
87EBB021
SHA-256
0cef41dc7e054ba11a8e9da09d29c919c4604a3b79117679c0af88a80e6ed7ab
How: Right-click the downloaded file → 7-Zip / WinRAR → CRC SHA → compare with the values above.
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