About the Game
Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new*, totally realistic**, sandbox farmyard*** experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one's favourite female protagonist.
Join Pilgor and get ready to create your own whirlwind adventure on the island of San Angora. Lick, headbutt, and ruin your way through our open world in the biggest waste of your time since the original Goat Simulator! We won't tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goats of your dreams.
If your dreams contain more than one goat, that works for us! In Goat Simulator 3, you can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op to create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore. And don't worry, there are plenty of customisation options so you and your pals don't wear clashing outfits.
Goat Simulator 3 first launched in November 2022, and since then our “game designers” have been hard at work adding even more weird and wondrous stuff. As well as all the original goat-y goodness, Steam players will be able to experience all content from the game’s post-launch updates; including the Mandatory Holiday Update, Operation Crackdown and the Shadiest Update, with more to come!
KEY FEATURES:
- You can be a goat
- You can be a goat… on Steam!
- Three of your friends can be goats too, and join you in local or online co-op
- No really, there are so many goats. If you want to be fancy you can wear the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and many more. There's a goat for everyone!
- Dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays. Put on a jetpack for all we care
- We have actual 'game designers' who have worked to create 'an okay amount of content'; including events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak
- They've added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?)
- They’ve even added a bunch of extra content since the game first launched, aren’t you a bunch of lucky kids?
DISCLAIMER:
Since it launched in November 2022, Goat Simulator 3 has been a completely stupid game. It is still a completely stupid game today, except now it has more stuff! By this point if you're not sure what you're getting into, we can't help you.
NOTES:
* Goat Simulator 3 is technically not completely new, but it is new to Steam users!
** Our game is very realistic, if you happen to be a digital goat with a proclivity for ragdolling.
*** False alarm, this one is actually true.
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Version Information
Steam Patch Notes
Official update history
Futuristic bug smashing
Bug Fixes:
Fixed a crash that appeared when using the Cryoray Goat Gear and then the Medusa ability
Fixed the ‘Gather all Players’ UI pop-up, where players in the same session were not visible until they were close to the tower, and the image had a weird offset. I have no idea what this means, but great, I guess
Fixed a crash that appeared when a player with the Stasis Helmet gear equipped spawned in the Title Screen. Bugs work in mysterious ways
The flapping wings sound should no longer play when playing as the RoboCock Goat Type, as it has no wings. Makes sense
Players caught by the Satellite Dish or Drill Kicks Goat Gear's abilities while being in a ragdoll state will no longer become invisible
After closing one of the portals while using the Wormhole Horns Gear, jumping into the remaining one should no longer teleport the player. You can only teleport if there's a portal to teleport to
Wormhole Horns Gear: Depending on what other goat gears the players have equipped, we had some teleporting issues where players didn't teleport to the correct location. This is now fixed!
Fixed an issue while wearing the Wormhole Horns Gear together with other gears, causing the player to teleport to the wrong location
Some items had ‘default_name’ displayed when being licked. All objects should have a name now
The Help section of the Collectibles tab will now display information about collectibles and not info about things from the Quest tab
Fixed some missing textures on different goats, causing some goats to have only eyes and tongues
Default Baadlands Goat Gears (ghoul fur, whistle baa, wastelander warrior hat, boots, and jacket) should now be automatically equipped when starting a new game in the Baadlands DLC title screen while choosing to play split-screen. The whistle baa gets equipped when adding a split-screen player during an active game session in the Baadlands DLC
Fixed some texturing issues with the cloning machine in the Baadlands DLC on the Puppet Goat, Human Pet, Tony Shark, The Farmer, and Capra Erectus
Fixed the visibility distance for host and clients when spawning multiwursts with the Hotdogian Goat Type ability. All players in a multiplayer session should be able to see the multiwursts from the same distance. I love the name ‘multiwursts’
Fixed some missing collisions on the small round platforms in Fruitopia in Baadlands. Thanks to the community for reporting it
Build: 485499
Goat Simulator 3 – Buck to the Future is out
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Goat Direct: Your number 1 source for goaty news
The sequel no one asked for is out now. Have a look at what the devs behind Goat Simulator 3 have been up to lately in this year’s Goat Direct.
Watch it here: [dynamiclink href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL6MtFuldNQ"]
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Baa, baa, baa. Baa baa? BAAA
Bug Fixes:
Fixed some crashes that could occur while playing around NPCs and causing chaos. The chaos-meter has increased
Fixed a crash that could appear when opening the wardrobe menu while loading the add-on images
Fixed an issue where the Rad Resort Area’s music and name got triggered earlier than where the actual Rad Resort is. Rad Resort in your area
When the player collects scraps, the background music and sounds will no longer get muted, and then restart
Fixed an issue where the ‘customizable baa’ ability couldn't be disabled
The area tag ‘Pilgor Town’ will no longer be visible in the intro
Fixed an issue where the player couldn't exit the fridge for around 15 seconds after skipping the intro, as the door appeared closed from the host's side and therefore opened with a delay. Hello claustrophobia
While playing the mini-game ‘Prop Hunt’ and hiding inside an NPC, the player should no longer get stuck in the NPC and keep respawning inside it in an endless loop, making the sound and textures corrupted. Why are you hiding inside NPCs? Don’t you think about how they might feel about it?
Playing ‘Prop Hunt’ in split-screen should look a lot better now, without the crazy pop-ups
You will no longer be able to complete instincts that you haven't unlocked yet
The moustache of the Pizza Chef Hat gear no longer floats in the air in front of Pilgor
Fixed some issues that the Rebecka gear was causing. She’s a little troublemaker, isn’t she
v.1.2.0.4_462744
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Goat Simulator 3 – Baadlands: Furry Road is out now!
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Additional fixes for everyone. Yaay
Bug Fixes:
Fixed a crash that occurred when switching goat type inside a vehicle. Don’t switch goat type and drive, I guess
Fixed a bug that could cause the game to crash after summoning the motorcycle
After our latest patch, we got a bunch of new gear placement issues – most are now fixed
The Fruitants' VO will no longer get corrupted when they are on fire. What have I missed?
v.1.2.0.3_459498
Goat Simulator 3 – Baadlands: Furry Road is out now!
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The end of the world is finally here!
Ok, we’re not actually super thrilled to announce that the apocalypse has happened. But you know what that means… When one world ends, a new wasteland arises from the dunes. Or something like that.
Roam around the sandy landscapes on your motorcycle, harass its citizens, scavenge for new goat gears, and put the baad in the baadlands.
KEY FEATURES:
You’re G.O.A.T! (still, always, forever)
Sand. So much sand. Enough sand to get everywhere. And I mean everywhere
You know the expression ‘when pigs fly’? It’s almost like that, but instead of a pig, it’s a goat. And instead of flying, the goat can ride a motorcycle. A customisable motorcycle. Woah
Explore a vast wasteland with familiar pre-apocalypse remnants hidden among the dunes
A new currency to acquire for all your apocalyptic needs. Finally, you can be broke in the game, just like in the real world. This simulation is getting too real y’all
Paint the town red with destruction or build it up like a productive member of society (but destruction is more fun)
New goats, gears, vehicles, achievements, and quests to keep your chaos addiction well-fed
Goat Simulator 3 – Baadlands: Furry Road is out today.
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Watch the release trailer here:
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Until we meet again, Coffee Stain North
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You can’t spell ‘baadlands’ without ‘patch notes’. So here they are:
New Content/Update:
A brand new map with lots of sand
Added camp upgrades. Camp Rock!
New in-game currency
A way to summon Pilgor's motorcycle. Sort of like when you whistle, and Epona comes running. How cute?
29 new events
5 new playable goats
56 new goat gears (20 with abilities)
39 new instincts
New baa sounds. I know you love diversity
New vehicles. Discover the wasteland in style and speed
New achievements. Gotta collect ‘em all
New interactables and things to explore. Yes, there are more things than sand
v.1.2.0.0_451194
[img src="{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/44753199/a6fc708cf9c0a976e492aff79e4eac08856b1dea.jpg"]
The end of the world is finally here!
Ok, we’re not actually super thrilled to announce that the apocalypse has happened. But you know what that means… When one world ends, a new wasteland arises from the dunes. Or something like that.
Roam around the sandy landscapes on your motorcycle, harass its citizens, scavenge for new goat gears, and put the baad in the baadlands.
KEY FEATURES:
You’re G.O.A.T! (still, always, forever)
Sand. So much sand. Enough sand to get everywhere. And I mean everywhere
You know the expression ‘when pigs fly’? It’s almost like that, but instead of a pig, it’s a goat. And instead of flying, the goat can ride a motorcycle. A customisable motorcycle. Woah
Explore a vast wasteland with familiar pre-apocalypse remnants hidden among the dunes
A new currency to acquire for all your apocalyptic needs. Finally, you can be broke in the game, just like in the real world. This simulation is getting too real y’all
Paint the town red with destruction or build it up like a productive member of society (but destruction is more fun)
New goats, gears, vehicles, achievements, and quests to keep your chaos addiction well-fed
Goat Simulator 3 – Baadlands: Furry Road is out today.
[dynamiclink href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/3708030/Goat_Simulator_3__Baadlands_Furry_Road/"]
Watch the release trailer here:
[dynamiclink href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaszHA86tOc"]
Until we meet again, Coffee Stain North
If you want to be more up-to-date with development or need more chaos in your life, then consider checking out our other social media:
You can’t spell ‘baadlands’ without ‘patch notes’. So here they are:
New Content/Update:
A brand new map with lots of sand
Added camp upgrades. Camp Rock!
New in-game currency
A way to summon Pilgor's motorcycle. Sort of like when you whistle, and Epona comes running. How cute?
29 new events
5 new playable goats
56 new goat gears (20 with abilities)
39 new instincts
New baa sounds. I know you love diversity
New vehicles. Discover the wasteland in style and speed
New achievements. Gotta collect ‘em all
New interactables and things to explore. Yes, there are more things than sand
v.1.2.0.0_451194
Summer is here and bugs have been smashed
Update:
The main menu is back to normal and no longer anniversary-themed. Oh well. It was nice while it lasted, right?
Bug Fixes:
The ‘Birthday Presents’ event is now fixed. The first present will no longer disappear if the player ignores it and continues to destroy any other present first and then restarts the game
Found a tick on my doggo. It has now been removed and the doggo works fine
Build: 410056
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Bug Fixes:
- Fixed a crash that could appear when opening the news feed section
- Fixed a crash that could appear when loading DLC textures
- The player will no longer collide with the invisible balloon when the first present appears from the Birthday Presents event
- The Flying Broom gear should no longer get stuck after a cutscene! *hooves crossed*
- The plushie jetpack will no longer be visible (greyed out) in the wardrobe before it's unlocked and has been found in the world. What a ride that was
- Fixed an issue that caused some locked Gears and Goat Types to have a visible description in preview. You should no longer be able to see the name and description of a Gear you haven't unlocked yet. Woho, I’ve been waiting for this
- What’s up with the chicken jockey?
- Fixed an issue where the distance from which the client sees and hears the fireworks is much shorter than the host's when looking for the balloons during the Birthday Present event
- You should now be able to stand on a plushified car (effect from the Plushie Goat ability) without being launched to the sky. This sounded like a feature tho
Build: 405711
Play now, regret later:
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Bug Fixes:
- The tongue will no longer be stuck outside the goat's body when using the lick ability while wearing the Slinger Saddle gear. Game-breaking smh
- The trousers of Detective Pilgor's Coat gear will no longer clip though Pilgor's butt when standing still. What
- The left stick on a controller will now move the camera when using the Broom Vehicle gear
- Fixed an issue that sometimes made clients turn invisible when the player turned into a Goat Type they found in the world
- When using the new Plushie Goat ability on an Abominana NPC, the NPC should no longer start blinking and moving separately from its head, causing the body to stretch a lot
- Plushified NPCs will no longer be thrown into the air when using other gears' abilities on them
- All feet gears should fit all Goat types better now, not causing them to float
Build: 402689
Play now, regret later:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2809180/Goat_Simulator_3__Multiverse_of_Nonsense/
Until we meet again,
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Current Release
Not available
System Requirements
How to Install
Goat2.exe to play
Troubleshooting tips
• Run Redist/_CommonRedist installers if game won't start
• Add folder to Windows Defender exclusions
• Run as administrator
Download
Direct link available
2.5 GB
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