About the Game
Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new*, totally realistic**, sandbox farmyard*** experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one's favourite female protagonist.
Join Pilgor and get ready to create your own whirlwind adventure on the island of San Angora. Lick, headbutt, and ruin your way through our open world in the biggest waste of your time since the original Goat Simulator! We won't tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goats of your dreams.
If your dreams contain more than one goat, that works for us! In Goat Simulator 3, you can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op to create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore. And don't worry, there are plenty of customisation options so you and your pals don't wear clashing outfits.
Goat Simulator 3 first launched in November 2022, and since then our “game designers” have been hard at work adding even more weird and wondrous stuff. As well as all the original goat-y goodness, Steam players will be able to experience all content from the game’s post-launch updates; including the Mandatory Holiday Update, Operation Crackdown and the Shadiest Update, with more to come!
KEY FEATURES:
- You can be a goat
- You can be a goat… on Steam!
- Three of your friends can be goats too, and join you in local or online co-op
- No really, there are so many goats. If you want to be fancy you can wear the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and many more. There's a goat for everyone!
- Dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays. Put on a jetpack for all we care
- We have actual 'game designers' who have worked to create 'an okay amount of content'; including events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak
- They've added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?)
- They’ve even added a bunch of extra content since the game first launched, aren’t you a bunch of lucky kids?
DISCLAIMER:
Since it launched in November 2022, Goat Simulator 3 has been a completely stupid game. It is still a completely stupid game today, except now it has more stuff! By this point if you're not sure what you're getting into, we can't help you.
NOTES:
* Goat Simulator 3 is technically not completely new, but it is new to Steam users!
** Our game is very realistic, if you happen to be a digital goat with a proclivity for ragdolling.
*** False alarm, this one is actually true.
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Version Information
Steam Patch Notes
Official update history
Futuristic bug smashing
Bug Fixes:
Fixed a crash that appeared when using the Cryoray Goat Gear and then the Medusa ability
Fixed the ‘Gather all Players’ UI pop-up, where players in the same session were not visible until they were close to the tower, and the image had a weird offset. I have no idea what this means, but great, I guess
Fixed a crash that appeared when a player with the Stasis Helmet gear equipped spawned in the Title Screen. Bugs work in mysterious ways
The flapping wings sound should no longer play when playing as the RoboCock Goat Type, as it has no wings. Makes sense
Players caught by the Satellite Dish or Drill Kicks Goat Gear's abilities while being in a ragdoll state will no longer become invisible
After closing one of the portals while using the Wormhole Horns Gear, jumping into the remaining one should no longer teleport the player. You can only teleport if there's a portal to teleport to
Wormhole Horns Gear: Depending on what other goat gears the players have equipped, we had some teleporting issues where players didn't teleport to the correct location. This is now fixed!
Fixed an issue while wearing the Wormhole Horns Gear together with other gears, causing the player to teleport to the wrong location
Some items had ‘default_name’ displayed when being licked. All objects should have a name now
The Help section of the Collectibles tab will now display information about collectibles and not info about things from the Quest tab
Fixed some missing textures on different goats, causing some goats to have only eyes and tongues
Default Baadlands Goat Gears (ghoul fur, whistle baa, wastelander warrior hat, boots, and jacket) should now be automatically equipped when starting a new game in the Baadlands DLC title screen while choosing to play split-screen. The whistle baa gets equipped when adding a split-screen player during an active game session in the Baadlands DLC
Fixed some texturing issues with the cloning machine in the Baadlands DLC on the Puppet Goat, Human Pet, Tony Shark, The Farmer, and Capra Erectus
Fixed the visibility distance for host and clients when spawning multiwursts with the Hotdogian Goat Type ability. All players in a multiplayer session should be able to see the multiwursts from the same distance. I love the name ‘multiwursts’
Fixed some missing collisions on the small round platforms in Fruitopia in Baadlands. Thanks to the community for reporting it
Build: 485499
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Baa, baa, baa. Baa baa? BAAA
Bug Fixes:
Fixed some crashes that could occur while playing around NPCs and causing chaos. The chaos-meter has increased
Fixed a crash that could appear when opening the wardrobe menu while loading the add-on images
Fixed an issue where the Rad Resort Area’s music and name got triggered earlier than where the actual Rad Resort is. Rad Resort in your area
When the player collects scraps, the background music and sounds will no longer get muted, and then restart
Fixed an issue where the ‘customizable baa’ ability couldn't be disabled
The area tag ‘Pilgor Town’ will no longer be visible in the intro
Fixed an issue where the player couldn't exit the fridge for around 15 seconds after skipping the intro, as the door appeared closed from the host's side and therefore opened with a delay. Hello claustrophobia
While playing the mini-game ‘Prop Hunt’ and hiding inside an NPC, the player should no longer get stuck in the NPC and keep respawning inside it in an endless loop, making the sound and textures corrupted. Why are you hiding inside NPCs? Don’t you think about how they might feel about it?
Playing ‘Prop Hunt’ in split-screen should look a lot better now, without the crazy pop-ups
You will no longer be able to complete instincts that you haven't unlocked yet
The moustache of the Pizza Chef Hat gear no longer floats in the air in front of Pilgor
Fixed some issues that the Rebecka gear was causing. She’s a little troublemaker, isn’t she
v.1.2.0.4_462744
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Additional fixes for everyone. Yaay
Bug Fixes:
Fixed a crash that occurred when switching goat type inside a vehicle. Don’t switch goat type and drive, I guess
Fixed a bug that could cause the game to crash after summoning the motorcycle
After our latest patch, we got a bunch of new gear placement issues – most are now fixed
The Fruitants' VO will no longer get corrupted when they are on fire. What have I missed?
v.1.2.0.3_459498
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Some bug fixes for Steam
Bug Fixes:
Fixed a crash that could occur when customizing the motorcycle
Fixed a crash that could occur after completing the Ballin' Volleys event
Fixed some movement issues with the motorcycle; it should no longer shake and should work correctly
The Roaches in the cockroach nests should now move faster and chase the player. I’ve never actually reflected on the word ‘cockroach’ before this
The Boomerang Gear should no longer disappear after reloading the save if it wasn't picked up before
When exploding a vehicle that has had a scale change by the player, the wreckage mesh's scale should be the same as the vehicle's. I guess this makes sense
Using the Chainsaw Face Gear, Pilgor will now either return to her normal size after getting off a sawn vehicle or maintain her normal size while getting on a sawn vehicle. Wth is a ‘sawn vehicle’
Objects turned into cars should no longer become invisible when sawn from the Chainsaw Face Gear
The game should no longer crash when trying to drive a sawn vehicle (an object turned into a vehicle) ← oooh, so that’s what it is
Fixed Gear placement for Reinfaus, Giga Goat, Frankenpine, Monstroccoli, Stump, and Miss Immovable. The new gears should fit them better
The tornado from the Ballerina Effect event will no longer be stuck after returning to the title screen, reloading the save, and reactivating the tornado in the Goat Tower. Finally, this got fixed
NPCs' VO no longer becomes corrupted when they are standing/lying near vent grids
v.1.2.0.2_457676
Bug Fixes – Baadlands:
Fixed a crash that appeared during the Ghoul Resort Instinct
Fixed an issue that caused the intro text not to be displayed correctly for Korean, Chinese, and Japanese. You should now be able to read it. Not sure this will help me tho
Fixed some intro issues for players, where the intro wouldn't always play correctly if the player had already seen the intro in a single-player session. Now it should work the same way as in the base game. We love a good intro, don’t we?
Fixed the Drill Kicks gear for players; the player should now be thrown upwards when leaving the hole
The scroller is no longer visible in the end credits of Baadlands. Sweet bliss
The Octobonk event now has all three ghost sounds playing during the sequence
Dialogue with NPCs is no longer broken when looking through binoculars while the dialogue is active during the Pay-to-look event
Fixed Baadlands gear placement issues on Goat Types from Base Game and other DLCs. The gears should now fit them better
It’s getting hella cold in Sweden
When interacting with the cinema, the interaction text should now be translated correctly
The Map content will now match the location of the content. I mean I hope so??
Updated some respawn points so players will no longer respawn under the map, depending on when they use the respawn function
Are you enjoying the baadlands?
The last equipped gear or Goat Type should now remain visible while the player uses the Wardrobe
The 'Skip' text should no longer move off-screen when watching the end cutscene
The Giga Goat Type should no longer shake when walking or running for clients
Bug Fixes – Other:
Fixed an issue that sometimes caused the mini-game intro not to play for the player if they teleported to the minigame place
v.1.2.0.1_455723
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Summer is here and bugs have been smashed
Update:
The main menu is back to normal and no longer anniversary-themed. Oh well. It was nice while it lasted, right?
Bug Fixes:
The ‘Birthday Presents’ event is now fixed. The first present will no longer disappear if the player ignores it and continues to destroy any other present first and then restarts the game
Found a tick on my doggo. It has now been removed and the doggo works fine
Build: 410056
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Bug Fixes:
- Fixed a crash that could appear when opening the news feed section
- Fixed a crash that could appear when loading DLC textures
- The player will no longer collide with the invisible balloon when the first present appears from the Birthday Presents event
- The Flying Broom gear should no longer get stuck after a cutscene! *hooves crossed*
- The plushie jetpack will no longer be visible (greyed out) in the wardrobe before it's unlocked and has been found in the world. What a ride that was
- Fixed an issue that caused some locked Gears and Goat Types to have a visible description in preview. You should no longer be able to see the name and description of a Gear you haven't unlocked yet. Woho, I’ve been waiting for this
- What’s up with the chicken jockey?
- Fixed an issue where the distance from which the client sees and hears the fireworks is much shorter than the host's when looking for the balloons during the Birthday Present event
- You should now be able to stand on a plushified car (effect from the Plushie Goat ability) without being launched to the sky. This sounded like a feature tho
Build: 405711
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Bug Fixes:
- The tongue will no longer be stuck outside the goat's body when using the lick ability while wearing the Slinger Saddle gear. Game-breaking smh
- The trousers of Detective Pilgor's Coat gear will no longer clip though Pilgor's butt when standing still. What
- The left stick on a controller will now move the camera when using the Broom Vehicle gear
- Fixed an issue that sometimes made clients turn invisible when the player turned into a Goat Type they found in the world
- When using the new Plushie Goat ability on an Abominana NPC, the NPC should no longer start blinking and moving separately from its head, causing the body to stretch a lot
- Plushified NPCs will no longer be thrown into the air when using other gears' abilities on them
- All feet gears should fit all Goat types better now, not causing them to float
Build: 402689
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Bah bah bah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff
New Addition:
- The Old School Pilgor Goat will now have the same ability as the OG NPC Goat, meaning it will play the original Goat Simulator Music. You're welcome
Bug Fixes:
- If you own the DLC, you should now be able to play it on Microsoft without any problems. We're still looking into some remaining issues for PS5 users – if you can’t access the DLC properly after this update, please let us know
- Fixed an issue with the microwave not working properly in the Microverse in Multiverse
- Fixed the washing machine in my apartment
- Fixed the issue of players not getting the Capybara if they exited the game before watching the end cutscene. Guys, why did you skip the cutscene :’)
- Instinct ‘Turn reporter Nick Famzi Jr to a dare devil’ is now fixed. FINALLY
- Instinct ‘Do a 720 Double Front or Backflip’ is now fixed
- Instinct ‘Bounce on a trampoline 10 times in a row’ is now fixed
- Why did every instinct break, cheesus
- Wearing gears that have color customization will no longer reset when the player respawns. Sounds like a nice thing
- The Social Media buttons will now be highlighted at the right moment when used for the first time
- When the Human Pet NPC is riding you using the Saddle Gear, the position will now be correct. When the human pet is doing what
- Fixed the explosion decal being visible before the explosion in the Chain Reaction Event
- Fixed some sound crashes that could occur
- Fixed an issue with the sound and animations when opening a rift, depending on the language you had selected
- Fixed a crash that could occur when the Tutorial UI got removed
- Fixed a sound issue that could occur when returning to the end cutscene if playing on low-resolution
- Fixed some sound issues in the De Sand Event
- Fixed a thumbnail issue with the 3D Glasses Gear
- Watashi wa star
- When playing the mini-game ‘Headsplat’, the intro camera is now fixed and will focus on the player
- The Beehive Event sequence will now have sound. Bzz bzz
- In Multiverse, after beating the Hydra boss or leaving the area, the music should now play correctly
- Players will no longer float in the air when sitting on another player's Saddle Gear
- The subtitle size setting will now work properly
- Fixed the music being too low in the Goat Towers
- Fixes some translation issues in Polish that were found
- Fixed a sound issue where the client also heard the server sound effects when playing as Tasty Goat
- When players get out of the passenger seat in a car, they will no longer be launched far away. This sounds like a feature imo
- In Multiverse, you will no longer be stuck in the Intro if connecting the two scientists to the same eye scanner
- After respawning in the Microverse, the camera will no longer continue to turn upside down in the main level
- The cutscene in the top right corner showing a new Rift being unlocked will now work better
- You can now sync with Goat Towers and enter Rifts even while ragdolled
- When playing in split-screen and entering a Rift, the camera should now work properly for all players
- Fixed some Goat Gear placement on Goat Types
- The Stop Split-Screen button in the Friends menu is now accessible with the controller
Steam Deck Specific:
- The correct buttons should now be displayed in the game when using a Steam Deck, instead of showing Keyboard buttons
- Additional players for split-screen will now be added only if controllers are connected
- Fixed some issues with text having the wrong size
- Fixed an issue when touching the screen during gameplay which made the camera spin and the goat started to headbutt uncontrollably. Lol wild!
Steam Specific:
- The 'More information' button about the new DLC in the Play menu will no longer be greyed out when the DLC isn't owned
Build: 363228
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Smashing bugs, not pumpkins
Bug Fixes:
- You will now be able to unlock the Tiara after completing the game. The Tiara should already be in your inventory if you had completed the game when this issue was live. Woozah
- You can now do the 'Walk the Human' event as the Hotdogian and Reinfaus Goat. All goats should be able to hold it with a leash
- Fixed a crash that could appear if you headbutted an NPC into another one
- The 'I Love History' achievement can now be completed
- I finally beat Ganon in TOTK after postponing it for five months. I didn’t want it to end :(
- What should I do with my life now?
- Fixed animation issues the capybara had that made the legs look weird
- The issue where the rift jump particle trail never got removed is fixed
- The event text for the Noisy Neighbor event is no longer missing. Do you have a noisy neighbor where you live? If you don’t know, then it’s probably you
- The game should no longer freeze when NPCs that you have turned into the 'Missing Link' goats (by using the Missing Link Goat ability) despawn
- Fixed an animation crash that could appear. Have you ever tried to do any animations? It’s pretty hard
- Fixed a crash related to the ‘Sentient Hat’
- Fixed a crash that could appear when the living props you've created with the Reinfaus ability started to jump. This whole sentence sounds like a fever dream
- The instinct to 'Bounce on a trampoline 10 times in a row' is now fixed
- The instinct to 'Tag the founding fathers face' is now fixed
- The instinct to 'Drive the toy car at high speed' is now fixed
- The instinct to 'Launch yourself from multiverse crystals' is now fixed
- Fixed animation issues the Human Per Goat had when running
- The Earmuff's ability will now work
- This is my last week before vacation, what are your plans for the summer?
- Locked Horns should no longer be visible in the Overview Menu when playing as Old School Pilgor
- Fixed a broken material on the Galaxy Fur for Goat and Capybara
- After reloading the save file the ‘New Event’ notification splash will only appear once after it's been discovered
- Fixed an issue with the ‘Teleport to player’ notification in Mega Rifts allowing players to teleport back to the main level. Whoops
- Fixed the rifted effect that didn't work on client movements if they ragdolled
Steam Specific:
- Steam players without a linked Epic account will now see the Epic player's name in the party
Build: 353607
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A multiversal patch
Bug Fixes:
- Fixed font display issues that appeared in Puzzleverse Rift when playing in languages: Chinese Simplified, Chinese Traditional, Korean, Japanese, and Russian
- Fixed a visual glitch in the Chain Reaction Explosion
- Goatroit NPC will now only use the scratch animation when actually scratching and not use it as a walking animation. Whoops
- The toxic portal event sound has been adjusted and will no longer be obnoxiously loud
- The G.O.A.T Arcade machine will no longer be mute
- Fixed an issue that could cause the Hammer gear to crash
- When playing as the Kid Goat, you will no longer be able to wear Adult Pilgors 'Bedwetter' body gear. What did I just read
- The regular horns will no longer appear twice in the customization menu
- The 3D glasses now have the correct thumbnail
- All glasses will now be visible when playing as the Hotdogian Goat
- Clients will now get the correct velocity when getting launched by the Money Bin Worm to be able to enter the building
- Fixed a cinematic sequence when playing the Gone Home Event – you will now see the exact cause of the accident
- Updated a cinematic sequence when playing the Living Props event – to make it clear a random bag accidentally gets added to the mix
- Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
- Fixed an issue that caused clients to not automatically equip the Dwarf Beard Reward you get when entering the Miningverse
- Fixed a bunch of placement issues that occurred when a new Multiverse Goat wore goat gears from the base game – now the new goats will be able to wear all Vanilla gears! Did you know that vanilla comes from an orchid?
XSX Specific:
- Achievements should now be visible
- Fixed the crash Xbox players are experiencing when entering the Miningverse
- After loading to a multiplayer session, the client's camera will no longer appear under the map for the first few seconds
Game Pass/MS Store:
- The game will no longer display a delayed network error message when you open the party menu in offline mode
Steam Specific:
- Fixed an issue that appeared when clients tried to invite other players to the host’s party, those players did not always receive the invitation
Build: 351928
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A lil patch for the PC and console gang
Updates:
- Removed the anniversary menu – it's baack to its original form. Don’t worry, all in-game anniversary additions are still in there and will not disappear
- This version includes a fix to the radar widgets for WinGDK/XSX. I have no idea what this means
Build: 340157
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A smol patch for Steam users
Steam Specific:
- Fixed more of the black screen issue people encountered after pressing 'continue'. I want a relationship as strong as that bug
- Fixed an instant crash at the start that could sometimes appear
Build: 328030
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Current Release
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System Requirements
How to Install
Goat2.exe to play
Troubleshooting tips
• Run Redist/_CommonRedist installers if game won't start
• Add folder to Windows Defender exclusions
• Run as administrator
Download
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2.5 GB
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