About the Game
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Disclaimer
Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.Key Features
- You can be a goat
- Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
- Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
- MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
- In-game physics that bug out all the time
- Seriously look at that goat's neck
- You can be a goat
Mac and Linux Disclaimer
The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!Screenshots
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Version Information
Steam Patch Notes
Official update history
We just pushed out a new free update!
GoatBread adds much more bread into your goat experience. Through secret rites, you may become a slice of bread, a toaster, or maybe even a french goat. Just don't go to the BBQ in GoatVille.
Enjoy yourselves, goats!
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GoatBread adds much more bread into your goat experience. Through secret rites, you may become a slice of bread, a toaster, or maybe even a french goat. Just don't go to the BBQ in GoatVille.
Enjoy yourselves, goats!
Patch notes for v1.3.42504
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- Texture streaming! woohoo! This means big memory savings.
- Better mod support (you’re welcome Geneosis). And thank you btw.
- All mods should now work on Mac/Linux
- Greatly decreased workshop item size
- Delete Local content should now work.
- Better Mac and Linux optimization.
- Interp Actor optimization.
- Cull Distance optimization.
- Some other random optimizations.
- Stephen Hawking’s voice is now back.
- Opening Main Menu no longer reloads the map.
- Main Menu can now be opened from workshop levels.
- MMO: Fixed Old Goat Quest.
- GoatZ: Hunger rate decreased, you will survive longer without food.
- GoatZ: You can now see quest rewards.
- GoatZ: Added a No Hunger Mutator.
- GoatZ: Achievement for finding all Trophies in GoatZ.
- GoatZ: Fixed the issue where GoatZ wouldn't show in map list.
- Lol, fire alarm just started beeping. Gonna have change b82rez again.
Greetings goats!
You might be wondering why your Steam client is magically updating Goat Simulator. The answer is of course that we just released a new patch!
We've fixed a lot of issues, mainly achievement bugs, quests that didn't work, but we've also added some new achievements and you'll also be able to use the inventory as a mutator on the first two maps as well!
Here are the full patch notes:
General fixes:
The MMO level won’t autostart for new players.
Force Load button on the play menu to load out of date mods.
NPC now goat armor.
Start actor can now be rotated to view class.
XP bar no longer overflows.
Minimap now works for multiple players.
The Portal in Twistram is now open after completing DumbleDoor’s quest.
Resetting game now clears mutators.
Fixed issues with Flappy Goat not rendering.
The inventory is now a mutator that can be used on any map.
Dodo follow up quest now works.
NPC’s also reports as quest items so that you can bring McSlowpants on your inventry to the tavern.
Achievements
Fixed: Elfstreetboys
Fixed: Old Goat
Fixed: Powerhoof SMASH
Fixed: Maximum MLG Big Plays
Fixed: Angel Goat
Jousting Goat only granted when goat gets knocked by the horse.
Added two new achievements, “Love or Hate?” and “The Icelandic Experience” .
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You might be wondering why your Steam client is magically updating Goat Simulator. The answer is of course that we just released a new patch!
We've fixed a lot of issues, mainly achievement bugs, quests that didn't work, but we've also added some new achievements and you'll also be able to use the inventory as a mutator on the first two maps as well!
Here are the full patch notes:
General fixes:
The MMO level won’t autostart for new players.
Force Load button on the play menu to load out of date mods.
NPC now goat armor.
Start actor can now be rotated to view class.
XP bar no longer overflows.
Minimap now works for multiple players.
The Portal in Twistram is now open after completing DumbleDoor’s quest.
Resetting game now clears mutators.
Fixed issues with Flappy Goat not rendering.
The inventory is now a mutator that can be used on any map.
Dodo follow up quest now works.
NPC’s also reports as quest items so that you can bring McSlowpants on your inventry to the tavern.
Achievements
Fixed: Elfstreetboys
Fixed: Old Goat
Fixed: Powerhoof SMASH
Fixed: Maximum MLG Big Plays
Fixed: Angel Goat
Jousting Goat only granted when goat gets knocked by the horse.
Added two new achievements, “Love or Hate?” and “The Icelandic Experience” .
The Goat MMO Simulator expansion has now been patched in for free to the base game. If you own Goat Simulator, it'll start downloading automatically. If you don't own Goat Simulator, then now is the perfect time to buy the game.
if it doesn't start downloading automatically, restart Steam and it'll work!
Enjoy!
Here's the trailer for the new Goat MMO Simulator patch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAm5yxQA_HY
And here's the feature list:
- Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave
- Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math, we all went to high-school well I didn’t I was too busy huffing paint behind the cafeteria
- Level cap is 101, 1 level higher than you-know-what
- Prolly not tons of content tho, but don’t hate be cool
- Stay a while and listen to Dumblebore the Grey in Twistram
- Faction warfare between goats and sheep
- MMO simulation so good you’ll think it’s real
- There are even elves and dwarves like in that movie
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if it doesn't start downloading automatically, restart Steam and it'll work!
Enjoy!
Here's the trailer for the new Goat MMO Simulator patch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAm5yxQA_HY
And here's the feature list:
- Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave
- Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math, we all went to high-school well I didn’t I was too busy huffing paint behind the cafeteria
- Level cap is 101, 1 level higher than you-know-what
- Prolly not tons of content tho, but don’t hate be cool
- Stay a while and listen to Dumblebore the Grey in Twistram
- Faction warfare between goats and sheep
- MMO simulation so good you’ll think it’s real
- There are even elves and dwarves like in that movie
Current Release
Not available
System Requirements
OS
N/A
CPU
2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
RAM
2 GB RAM
GPU
Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
How to Install
1
Download all files
2
Extract the .ISO file to a folder (use WinRAR or 7-Zip)
3
Mount the ISO file (double-click or right-click → Mount)
4
Run setup.exe
5
Launch the game from desktop shortcut or Start Menu
Troubleshooting tips
• Run Redist/_CommonRedist installers if game won't start
• Add folder to Windows Defender exclusions
• Run as administrator
Download
Direct link available
Size
1.9 GB
Password: cracked-games.org
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