About the Game
The Superweaks recorded six new songs. Team Lazerbeam made six new games. We tied everything together into one tale of bands, butts and bootleg battletoads that's scientifically formulated to put a smile on your face.
You’re an amorphous teen and you’re about to see your favourite band, tonight is going to be the greatest night of your life! There’s just one problem: before the gig you want to buy some new boots, and before you can do that you’re gonna need to work your butt off!

Features:
- A punk music album/game hybrid
- 6 songs by The Superweaks meet 6 games by Team Lazerbeam
- Combining elements of dating sims, RPGs, arcade classics & rhythm games
- Crafted with love and teenage punk rock dreams
Track List:
1 New Year: Melt out of bed, pull yourself into whatever solid form you can muster and craft your unique rebellious look. Will you sass your parents or be a respectful teen?
2 Paperperson: Grab your bike and hit the streets, it’s time to deliver some slammin’ sandwiches! Your boss doesn’t want you to feed the neighborhood dogs, but they’re so damn cute!
3 Guitar Zero: Head to the mall, put on your dorky uniform and sell some guitars! Rock out and stay in time, just ignore the cool mallrats making fun of you.
4 Tony Dork: Slip into your frogsuit and get ready to shred! Chain tricks, clear gaps and collect bananas, only YOU can cheer people up with the power of high fives.
5 Ghoststep: You’ve got your boots and you made it to the gig! Enjoy crowdsurfing in “the second most realistic moshing simulator ever made”!
6 The Deepest Blues: Return home after the greatest night of your life, fall asleep and dream.

PLEASE NOTE: Just like an EP, this is a short game that takes about [30 minutes] to finish but like any good album, can be enjoyed again and again
Hold Up, What’s a Split?
The split album is a long running DIY indie/punk tradition, it’s a collaborative release featuring songs by two or more bands. Typically each band takes a side of the record/tape, although some splits have seen bands alternating between tracks, remixing/ covering each other’s songs, or even joining forces to record new ones.
Screenshots
8 imagesVersion Information
Latest Version
Current Release
Build 9830237
Uploaded Oct 16, 2026
System Requirements
OS
N/A
CPU
2.6 GHz Dual Core
RAM
4 GB RAM
GPU
1024 mb video memory
How to Install
1
Download all files
2
Extract the .ZIP file to a folder (use WinRAR or 7-Zip)
3
Run Teenage Blob.exe to play
Troubleshooting tips
• Run Redist/_CommonRedist installers if game won't start
• Add folder to Windows Defender exclusions
• Run as administrator
Download
Direct link available
Archive password
Needed when extracting (WinRAR / 7-Zip) — not a site login.
CRC32
B56656A0
SHA-256
073620ef4f94cb854bf8e131eaf92f085b7b3871967679c9a3418ec2751847bb
How: Right-click the downloaded file → 7-Zip / WinRAR → CRC SHA → compare with the values above.
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