About the Game
Witness the miracle of life in this accurate goose-growing simulator. Pop your seed into a patient's conveniently empty torso, add water, and watch a towering goose-tree burst with fresh Babies (nature's most renewable source of cash).
OPTIMIZE
As newborn Babies tumble down the tree, they will bounce off Blossoms to generate cash. Make sure to place your Blossoms strategically to boost your yield. Next, slot Specimens to build runaway synergies that supercharge every Baby bounce.
PROGRESS
Treat new Patients and unlock surreal Worlds, each with its own unique twists and challenges. Unlock new Blossoms and Specimens to incorporate into your build to push further.
This is the Tingus Goose 1.0 version Enhanced for Steam, no microtransactions, just glorious goose growth
Grow your goose tall enough to kiss its lover. Love finds a way.
Each run offers a uniquely bizarre experience.
Collect and unlock over 150 bits of 𓅬 content.
Mastermind a goose-powered Rube Goldberg machine with original “Blossom” gameplay.
Born from the twisted mind of animator MasterTingus.
Embark on 17 deeply unsettling chapters filled with weird romance, awkward stories, and the miracle of goose-based life.
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Version Information
Steam Patch Notes
Official update history
Hello fellow gooser,
We hope you’ve been enjoying the Goose.exe mode so far!
Here’s a hotfix update to improve the Goose.exe experience based on your feedback.
Changelog
You can now click the Poop button while pooping to instantly claim all poops in the queue
Mac users should no longer experience flickering when clicking into other apps
Thank you!
Sweaty Chair Studio
We’re super happy to announce a huge FREE update for Tingus Goose, now updated to v1.2.0 with a completely new game mode: gooseplant.exe!!
You can unlock gooseplant.exe from a new node in the Root system:
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And yes, the goose is no longer trapped inside the game.
It can now sit in the corner of your desktop and judge your life choices in real time:
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In Goose Plant mode, your goose plant will gradually grow while you use your computer, based on your typing and mouse clicks. It’ll keep you company while you work, chill, or pretend you’re working.
In gooseplant.exe, you can:
- Prune your goose plant to shape it the way you want
- Collect more than 90 decorations by harvesting fruits and earning seeds
- Customize your goose plant by choosing which decorations appear
We’ve been working on this mode since the main game launched, and we’re seriously excited to see everyone’s little goose plant living on their desktops, along with all the cursed (and beautiful) pruning and decorating choices you’ll make.
Please enjoy this brand new game mode, and share your decoration collections and goose plant designs with us. We can’t wait to see your reactions and feedback!
Sweaty Chair Studio
Hello dear gooser,
We’re happy to announce this will be our last hotfix update… until the next big update during the Spring Sale!!
We’re really excited about what we’ve been preparing, and you’ll be seeing news very soon.
Anyway, here’s the changelog for this hotfix:
The Cat Wheel Blossom now correctly overlaps other Blossoms.
Tingi spawning clouds no longer incorrectly show the remove icon prompt.
Fixed rendering issues that could occur on some graphics cards.
The VFX On/Off setting now has a much larger impact. Players still experiencing performance issues can try turning VFX off.
We made the difference between VFX On and Off much bigger because we’re still seeing some players struggling with lag. If you are still having performance issues, try turning off VFX in Settings. It should help improve performance.
Thanks again for all your support!
Sweaty Chair Studio
Hello dear Gooser,
A new patch just dropped!
We have added a long-requested feature: you can now record your Tingi and Goose Tree to share with your friends!!
You can either record Tingi’s journey from the Tingi ID panel, or freely record the tree from the Next Chapter panel. We also now show your best stats in the Next Chapter panel, so you can show off how your tree has grown.
Changelog
Added a recording feature so you can brag to your friends
Next Chapter panel now shows your best stats for that chapter
Fixed cutscene videos so they now play properly on all platforms
That is it for this update. We wish you all a happy Chinese New Year and hope you enjoy the game. Until next time!
Sweaty Chair Studio
Hello dear gooser,
We’ve heard many of you say that waiting for the shop to progress in the late game can feel boring and slow. To help with that, we’ve added a new skill node that lets you access the shop at all times.
Hopefully, you’ll find it useful and a bit more satisfying!
Changelog
Fixed an issue where some Blossoms would never spawn with a mutation.
Added a new skill node that allows permanent access to the shop.
Sweaty Chair Studio
Hello dear gooser,
We’re back from the holiday and back to business!!
Here are some quality-of-life improvements and bug fixes for this week.
We will keep updating the game until we feel it is stable and fun enough for all players.
Meanwhile, we are also preparing something bigger that we hope to reveal in the near future. Hopefully you enjoy this update in the meantime!
Changelog
Fixed an issue where some players could lose their save file due to an unexpected situation.
Fixed an issue where feeding Strawberry food could crash the game.
Added a new skill node that removes the limitation on how many gems you can hold.
When selecting a “New” Blossom, the Blossom info panel will now pop up to demonstrate its behaviour.
Fixed an issue where some players could get permanently locked after changing the resolution in Settings.
Pooping wheel from the news no longer passes through Blossoms.
The holiday is over. Take off your Christmas hat, Tingis.
Thank you again for all your support, and we hope you enjoy this update.
Sweaty Chair Studio
Hello dear gooser,
Yes, we thought we were going to have a holiday...but something was a little bit broken, and here we are, trying to make the game just a little bit more polished!!
Fix
Blossom movement should now be more stable
And that’s it! We fixed it!! (Most likely...)
And now we are really going to take our holiday.
See you after the break!!
Sweaty Chair Studio
Hello fellow gooser,
Here’s another patch dropping in! This will be the last update until the end of the Christmas holidays. The team is going to take a short Christmas break, so patch updates will be paused for a while until we are back.
In the meantime, here is the change log:
### Features
Tingis now has a little festive vibe
Mutation Blossom parent now shows in red text
Added a button to quickly move the camera to the head or body
### Fixes
Fixed Reborn text animation numbers starting incorrectly
Reaching the final color now properly spawns the Singularity Tingi
Fixed the default Tingi limit
Fixed rapturing Tingi getting stuck mid-air
Improved robustness of saving
Improved basketball hoops so larger Tingi are less likely to get stuck
Fixed Tutorial Blossom silhouette so it can no longer interact with Tingis
Fixed Tingi rotation issues
Adjusted the Fry Chicken Blossom so it fits better with movement
Localization polish
Aside from the game itself, as developers based in Sydney, Australia, we are sincerely saddened by the recent incident in the city. Our thoughts are with everyone affected, and we hope you and your loved ones can stay safe and find some peace and happiness during the holidays.
Again, thank you for all your support so far. We have received so much love from all of you since the game launched, more than we could ever imagine. Thank you, and we wish you a happy holiday as well.
Sweaty Chair Studio
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This update is the result of two weeks of relentlessly squeezing our brains for every remaining drop of juice. This update focuses on two big things:
Making the game smoother and deepening the baby colour evolution and ascension system. ( post Archangel evolution )
🚀 Performance & Stability
Major optimisation pass across the whole game
Fixed slideshow / PPT-like lag caused by calculation spikes
Smoother input, animations, and population handling
Improved game state and stat calculations for long sessions
🌈 Baby Colour Evolution & Ascension Rebalance
Rebalanced Level 10 Tingi progression
Colour Tingis now evolve differently from white Tingis
Higher evolution requirements for coloured babies
Evolution gains scale more carefully after rebirth
Rebirth now resets EXP to avoid runaway scaling
Ascension tips are now clearer and properly unlocked
🛠 Fixes & Quality of Life
Tingi merges no longer skip evolution levels
Blossom flipping now works correctly with all inputs
Added a Tingi population limit slider in Settings
Visual polish to burn and creep mutations
Localisation improvements across the game
Bad news can now be removed using gems, and Chainsaw now burns blossoms instead of destroying them
Thanks again for all the playtesting, feedback, and wishlists — this update is built directly from what you’ve shared with us.
As always, keep honking and let us know how the balance feels.
– Brian & SweatyChair
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This is part one of many of our upcoming fixes. Expect more optimisation waves over the next few days as we continue tuning physics, collisions, and memory usage.
Optimization for the lag
Reworked clicker visual effects and interactions to reduce memory and CPU demands
Optimize the Tingi value calculation system to reduce CPU demands
Blossom collision now ignores non-Tingis to reduce calculation overload
Adjusted physics timing to lower calculation intensity (things should stop passing through the universe unexpectedly)
Other fixes
Clicking VFX will no longer block objects
Fixed German text issue
Updated BGM licence content
Updated app icon
Fix the Test tube blossom visual issue
Fix the Test tube and orange juice blossom info preview
This update should push your framerate from “PowerPoint presentation” toward “playable chaos”. More tuning soon!
Sweaty Chair Studio
Current Release
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System Requirements
How to Install
setup.exe
Troubleshooting tips
• Run Redist/_CommonRedist installers if game won't start
• Add folder to Windows Defender exclusions
• Run as administrator
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