About the Game
Witness the miracle of life in this accurate goose-growing simulator. Pop your seed into a patient's conveniently empty torso, add water, and watch a towering goose-tree burst with fresh Babies (nature's most renewable source of cash).
OPTIMIZE
As newborn Babies tumble down the tree, they will bounce off Blossoms to generate cash. Make sure to place your Blossoms strategically to boost your yield. Next, slot Specimens to build runaway synergies that supercharge every Baby bounce.
PROGRESS
Treat new Patients and unlock surreal Worlds, each with its own unique twists and challenges. Unlock new Blossoms and Specimens to incorporate into your build to push further.
This is the Tingus Goose 1.0 version Enhanced for Steam, no microtransactions, just glorious goose growth
Grow your goose tall enough to kiss its lover. Love finds a way.
Each run offers a uniquely bizarre experience.
Collect and unlock over 150 bits of 𓅬 content.
Mastermind a goose-powered Rube Goldberg machine with original “Blossom” gameplay.
Born from the twisted mind of animator MasterTingus.
Embark on 17 deeply unsettling chapters filled with weird romance, awkward stories, and the miracle of goose-based life.
Screenshots
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Version Information
Steam Patch Notes
Official update history
Hello fellow gooser,
We hope you’ve been enjoying the Goose.exe mode so far!
Here’s a hotfix update to improve the Goose.exe experience based on your feedback.
Changelog
You can now click the Poop button while pooping to instantly claim all poops in the queue
Mac users should no longer experience flickering when clicking into other apps
Thank you!
Sweaty Chair Studio
Hello dear gooser,
We’re happy to announce this will be our last hotfix update… until the next big update during the Spring Sale!!
We’re really excited about what we’ve been preparing, and you’ll be seeing news very soon.
Anyway, here’s the changelog for this hotfix:
The Cat Wheel Blossom now correctly overlaps other Blossoms.
Tingi spawning clouds no longer incorrectly show the remove icon prompt.
Fixed rendering issues that could occur on some graphics cards.
The VFX On/Off setting now has a much larger impact. Players still experiencing performance issues can try turning VFX off.
We made the difference between VFX On and Off much bigger because we’re still seeing some players struggling with lag. If you are still having performance issues, try turning off VFX in Settings. It should help improve performance.
Thanks again for all your support!
Sweaty Chair Studio
Hello dear Gooser,
A new patch just dropped!
We have added a long-requested feature: you can now record your Tingi and Goose Tree to share with your friends!!
You can either record Tingi’s journey from the Tingi ID panel, or freely record the tree from the Next Chapter panel. We also now show your best stats in the Next Chapter panel, so you can show off how your tree has grown.
Changelog
Added a recording feature so you can brag to your friends
Next Chapter panel now shows your best stats for that chapter
Fixed cutscene videos so they now play properly on all platforms
That is it for this update. We wish you all a happy Chinese New Year and hope you enjoy the game. Until next time!
Sweaty Chair Studio
Hello dear gooser,
We’ve heard many of you say that waiting for the shop to progress in the late game can feel boring and slow. To help with that, we’ve added a new skill node that lets you access the shop at all times.
Hopefully, you’ll find it useful and a bit more satisfying!
Changelog
Fixed an issue where some Blossoms would never spawn with a mutation.
Added a new skill node that allows permanent access to the shop.
Sweaty Chair Studio
Hello dear gooser,
We’re back from the holiday and back to business!!
Here are some quality-of-life improvements and bug fixes for this week.
We will keep updating the game until we feel it is stable and fun enough for all players.
Meanwhile, we are also preparing something bigger that we hope to reveal in the near future. Hopefully you enjoy this update in the meantime!
Changelog
Fixed an issue where some players could lose their save file due to an unexpected situation.
Fixed an issue where feeding Strawberry food could crash the game.
Added a new skill node that removes the limitation on how many gems you can hold.
When selecting a “New” Blossom, the Blossom info panel will now pop up to demonstrate its behaviour.
Fixed an issue where some players could get permanently locked after changing the resolution in Settings.
Pooping wheel from the news no longer passes through Blossoms.
The holiday is over. Take off your Christmas hat, Tingis.
Thank you again for all your support, and we hope you enjoy this update.
Sweaty Chair Studio
Hello dear gooser,
Yes, we thought we were going to have a holiday...but something was a little bit broken, and here we are, trying to make the game just a little bit more polished!!
Fix
Blossom movement should now be more stable
And that’s it! We fixed it!! (Most likely...)
And now we are really going to take our holiday.
See you after the break!!
Sweaty Chair Studio
Hello fellow gooser,
Here’s another patch dropping in! This will be the last update until the end of the Christmas holidays. The team is going to take a short Christmas break, so patch updates will be paused for a while until we are back.
In the meantime, here is the change log:
### Features
Tingis now has a little festive vibe
Mutation Blossom parent now shows in red text
Added a button to quickly move the camera to the head or body
### Fixes
Fixed Reborn text animation numbers starting incorrectly
Reaching the final color now properly spawns the Singularity Tingi
Fixed the default Tingi limit
Fixed rapturing Tingi getting stuck mid-air
Improved robustness of saving
Improved basketball hoops so larger Tingi are less likely to get stuck
Fixed Tutorial Blossom silhouette so it can no longer interact with Tingis
Fixed Tingi rotation issues
Adjusted the Fry Chicken Blossom so it fits better with movement
Localization polish
Aside from the game itself, as developers based in Sydney, Australia, we are sincerely saddened by the recent incident in the city. Our thoughts are with everyone affected, and we hope you and your loved ones can stay safe and find some peace and happiness during the holidays.
Again, thank you for all your support so far. We have received so much love from all of you since the game launched, more than we could ever imagine. Thank you, and we wish you a happy holiday as well.
Sweaty Chair Studio
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This is part one of many of our upcoming fixes. Expect more optimisation waves over the next few days as we continue tuning physics, collisions, and memory usage.
Optimization for the lag
Reworked clicker visual effects and interactions to reduce memory and CPU demands
Optimize the Tingi value calculation system to reduce CPU demands
Blossom collision now ignores non-Tingis to reduce calculation overload
Adjusted physics timing to lower calculation intensity (things should stop passing through the universe unexpectedly)
Other fixes
Clicking VFX will no longer block objects
Fixed German text issue
Updated BGM licence content
Updated app icon
Fix the Test tube blossom visual issue
Fix the Test tube and orange juice blossom info preview
This update should push your framerate from “PowerPoint presentation” toward “playable chaos”. More tuning soon!
Sweaty Chair Studio
Hello fellow goose farmers,
Another hotfix has dropped for bug fixes and optimization!
We have also seen some feedback and concerns about data collection, so we would like to explain how it was used before the official launch.
During the demo, we collected the completion rate of some specific gameplay progression solely to help us balance and improve the experience, such as pacing and difficulty, and never for personal identification.
For the full release, although the analytic events were still present in the game, we have not been using any of that data, because we have been receiving a lot of direct feedback from players instead, and we truly appreciate the support.
Since we no longer rely on those analytics, we have now completely removed all data collection from the game. No analytics, no tracking, and what happens between you and the goose now stays between you and the goose.
Here is the full changelog for your reference:
Removed data collection from the game
Fixed Guardian Wasp Goose Blossom dropping Tingis midway or stealing other Wasps’ Tingis
Fixed Handy Goose walls that could be passed through
Made minor performance optimizations
Fixed Tree Hole so it can no longer be destroyed by Gooseling News
Fixed Tree Hole so it no longer gets disabled when overlapped
Fixed Hitting Cow’s Leg so it now correctly takes space
Fixed Conveyor Belt Goose so it can no longer generate money while disabled
Again, thanks to everyone for your support on the game.
For now, we are going to take a little rest over the weekend. But do not worry, we will keep pushing out hotfix builds over the next week, because we know some players are really struggling with lag. We are on it and will keep working to optimize the game.
Sweaty Chair Studio
To all our goose enjoyers,
Thank you so much for the incredible support on our day-one release.
We’ve been reading (and genuinely enjoying) every review, comment, and bug report you’ve sent our way.
Thanks to this glorious flood of feedback, we’re rolling out our first hotfix update to deal with some of the bigger issues you’ve encountered.
Change Log:
Centipede Goose no longer sends Tingis out of the field
Fixed a bug that prevented Achievements from unlocking
Clouds no longer trap Tingis or Hatchlings
Fixed an issue where some DNAs could be randomly unlocked
Pony Butt Blossom can now poop properly
Fix Triple Teeth Blossom so it can no longer hit infinitely
Fix Float Tooth Blossom so it can't overlap anymore
Thank you again for all your support.
We’ll keep patching, polishing, and poking this goose until things are truly stable.
Have fun with the Goose!!
Sweaty Chair Studio
Current Release
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System Requirements
How to Install
setup.exe
Troubleshooting tips
• Run Redist/_CommonRedist installers if game won't start
• Add folder to Windows Defender exclusions
• Run as administrator
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